On tonight's episode of "Neighbor, did you eat yet?" I have Chicken Cordon Bleu Pasta. It's soooo good! 🤤

It bothers me that when people do this, I can't even look at the list description to see what the nonsense is all about.

Ferritin (which is different than Iron), Vitamin D, Raspberry tea, and Magnesium spray (sprayed on the foot soles, amazing for sleep)

With everything going on right now, I'm so glad the Threads bus dropped me off in the middle of this shenaniganry! It's almost like some kind of interactive reality TV. 😂😂😂

I don't understand why someone would come into a silent room where someone else is comfortable and reading and start watching a video without headphones and begin eating snacks from a continuously crinkling package.

Dorothy's Expressive Blink

Alt: Dorothy's Expressive Blink A woman with short grey hair is sitting on a couch wearing a blue sweater, earrings, bracelets, and look of bored annoyance with a pronounced blink

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🎶Activiaaaaaa!🎶 😂😂😂

@thenoirnerd.bsky.social · 3w ago

One of my favorite vestiges of growing up in the monoculture era lowkey! The amount of those random stims from a piece of media that just bubble up into my conscious brain in any given stretch of time is almost ridiculous lol

"Now my brain is trying to reconcile Winnie The Pooh and thongs! 🤣" Please don't let them slam the Pearly Gates in my face! 😂

Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 3w ago

Imagine your last text is the only thing written on your tombstone. What does it say?

Nothing says 2026 like seeing an Amber Alert pop up on your phone screen while Aaron Parnas is relaying that the FDA is warning about E.Coli in the blueberries.

I remember that mess and I kept my mouth shut because I clearly remember the times I found ziplining adventures and restaurant discounts and sent the Groupon links to my previous boyfriend. Just because we worked in Finance doesn't mean we were stupid with ours. I know, not a FIRST date, but still.

A-Wax@p1z4t.blacksky.app · 3w ago

I remember there was a WAR on Twitter over Groupon/Living Social dates. A lot of niggas got called broke for using that app to take women out. Me lookin at the TL clickin on them DEALS:

Posting these Churro Waffles I just had because I know @banfromthedisco.bsky.social will be jealous. ☺️

Would yall even care if I followed yall from a new account? Let's be real.

Wat@a-wat.blacksky.app · last mo.

How would y’all prove that y’all are you on a new account?

I really want some waffles right now.

Discord is cutting up tonight, sheesh!

Shoutout to @aliafonzy.blacksky.app for the Black Tech Twitter migration! April 2023 was A TIME! 🙌🏾☺️

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Tomorrow is "Shoutout the Person Who Gave You a Bluesky Invite Code" Day. It was a cool time for cool people to drag other cool people here.

I often complain about loud and/or unnecessary sound and people with no home training.

Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

What's your old person trait?

Does anyone have access to a gift link for this article? I'd like to read the rest of it. Supplement that binds to microplastics may remove them from our body | New Scientist www.newscientist.com/article/2580...

Supplement that binds to microplastics may remove them from our body | New Scientist

A supplement comprised of dead bacteria seems to remove microplastics, and prevent their absorption into cells, by attracting them to the bacteria's rough surfaces

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Considering I just turned 40 and I have a few friends that have been dead longer than they were ever alive, I'm grateful.

Sojourner The (Un)Truthful@anickel4thought.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Y’all old as hell

This is why I don't post many photos of myself, my feelings will force a dirty delete real quick. 😂

⚜️Baldgood Marshall@freshlogic.blacksky.app · 2mo ago

It’s been 5 hrs since you posted and you only got 6 likes 😂😭😂😂😂

The Californian in me got excited thinking prices dropped until I realized this is talking about the national average and yall ain't used to paying these prices. 🤦🏾‍♀️

CNN@cnn.com · 2mo ago

US gas prices have rocketed higher during the on-again, off-again war with Iran. https://cnn.it/4wcJShy

This don't make no sense, somebody needs to get to the bottom of this targeted conspiracy expeditiously!

Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The Nissan Altima is being discontinued after 2026 The popular sedan will be discontinued after nearly three decades on the market

I know this is petty and not the point of the article but the headline should say "service members" instead of "soldiers" for it to be accurate.

Forbes@forbes.com · 2mo ago

Hegseth said soldiers would have the option of receiving testosterone replacement therapy, if it’s recommended.

Nah, my tacos, tortilla soup, and my limon rice ain't gonna be the same without all that cilantro y cebolla in the mix.

🗽LOLGOP🗽@lolgop.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If cilantro disappeared from the world tonight, none of you would miss it. The world would go on, better. For we would not have to constantly avoid cilantro.

There was a significant period of time when I would be walking into work saying "Thank you Lord for this job that I hate that allows me to pay my bills." Being broke is a big deterrent for me.

Daniel. Real name, no gimmicks@jdfromqueens.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’m so ready to quit my job. What makes you not want to leave your job when you get frustrated?

"It's not my fault that you're an adult and too stupid to read and comprehend something I wrote for my kids." -the author, probably

Lincoln Michel@thelincoln.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The big literary discourse on twitter right now is whether The Hobbit—a children’s book that won children’s lit awards and was literally written for the author’s children—is appropriate reading for children or in fact such a difficult book most adults can’t “get their head around” it.

On tonight's episode of "Neighbor, did you eat?" Homemade Pappardelle Shortrib Pasta

So I *just* got the new app. I'm kinda excited about THAT feature!

Meet people and be friendly, of course. I'm more intentional and selective about actual friends vs acquaintances. Oddly enough, a friend of mine called me a few days ago to ask me about my friend making/maintaining methods and so he could try them for himself.

Omfg It’s Bunsz !@copaceticbunsz.com · 2mo ago

#Questionsky Is it easy for you to make friends ? What's your go to way to do so ?

What is the forecasted temperature and humidity level? 👀

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2mo ago

🚨DC Independence Day Parade CANCELED due to extreme heat

Have yall seen the Black folks have taken over the FB group called "White and Proud" simply to troll racists? They're calling it "colornizing" and making the WS in the group uncomfortable in the most hilarious way possible. 🤣🤣🤣

Blue Spirulina doesn't count? 🤷🏾‍♀️

Surly Amy@surlyamy.bsky.social · 2mo ago

There is no blue food in nature. They are purple berries.