My time having a moustache is DEAD I have returned to my twinkish roots
So many people think i’m ginger because of profile pictures? IM NOT
My friend with a lisp when I ask which Jean-Pierre Jeunet movie came out in 2001:
ma_danni_Lex@glitterstrands.bsky.social · 2d agoamerie:
This same asda that also sold me spoiled milk has now given me food poisoning from a chicken sandwich 😍
TW!?K@imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 3mo agoNot to be a Karen but my local Asda is actually awful. I told a staff member that there is mouldy fruit and he said “oh the papaya?” because he already knew about it and just hadn’t done anything about it? I also bought (marked in-date) bread there once and it was mouldy when I opened it at home
Playing Minecraft in bed because I have food poisoning. First night in and a lightning strike burnt down my in progress house and I looked an enderman in the eyes so I’m currently being hunted down
TW!?K@imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · last wk.I feel a new Minecraft phase coming on but i’m so scared to play because there’s so much new stuff in the last few years
This Thursday/Friday combo in November is going to be generational. My grandkids will hear tales from it.
Going to a birthday every Saturday until the week before Christmas
Got an engineer in from Smeg to look at our Smeg washing machine only for him to tell us that Smeg washing machines aren’t very good? And the fault is systemic?
Why does Locktober get a whole month to itself? It should be preceded by Puptember and followed by Pissvember
Got some more bits for it and I look even more like Ghislaine fml
TW!?K@imcxllumbtw.bsky.social · 7d agoGot a wig for halloween and it’s made me look like Ghislaine Maxwell and not the celebrity I intended
Got a wig for halloween and it’s made me look like Ghislaine Maxwell and not the celebrity I intended
That fish still thinks bush is in office
Eating pizza and watching Big Brother while the significant other is hanging out with the Prime Minister…
Let’s Have a Kiki started playing during family Sunday roast and I had to somehow act normal and not burst out laughing
I feel a new Minecraft phase coming on but i’m so scared to play because there’s so much new stuff in the last few years
