Mike
@imike.lol
Nap enthusiast. 🏳️🌈 he/him I use hashtags for things I post a lot about so you can mute them.
No one tells you about the phase of life where childhood teachers start passing away.
Private equity has come to #MLS. Can't wait for sponsor logos on the pitch and even more logos on the kits.
Jeff Rueter@jeffrueter.bsky.social · 2d agoNEW: MLS owners have voted for Larry Berg as the league's third commissioner, electing him over sports media exec David Nathanson. Timeline for Berg's succession of incumbent Don Garber to be determined. On @us.theguardian.com: theguardian.com/football/2026/aug/03/larry-berg-mls-commissioner-vote
Good morning, bluskis. Happy Monday. It's going to be hot and smoky here this week. I hope you have an air purifier setup and your cooling technique of choice is working well.
My cousin is making in-theory plans to come visit, which would be a first for that side of the family since I moved here in 2011. Nothing nearly set in stone and yet I'm already anxious about how to entertain her for days.
Cifuentes sure has some boots to fill after Cassidy tore up the place (complimentary) over the last few weeks. #RCTID
I dont know what I was thinking trying to carry a big thing of litter with bruised ribs, but I sure win the prize for the day.
Maybe the next tifo can have Schmetzer's pouting face on it. #RCTID
Cal Bluechel@calbluechel.bsky.social · 3d agoBrian Schmetzer was asked if Saturday night could push the #Sounders into panic. He adamantly denied panicking, but his venting of frustrations included a bizarre aside about the Timbers Army tifo:
I'm genuinely stoked that for the Continental Cup. Tournaments are when #AEW is at its best. Give me All Tournament Wrestling all the time tbh. 🤼
Interview canceled 2 hours beforehand because the recruiter mixed up positions and the one I was going for is closed. That tracks.
@pfrazee.com please thank whoever fixed the ordering of "X reposts X quotes X likes" for me.
Walking/sleeping/breathing with bruised ribs sucks, let's not talk about coughing and laughing. I don't know how people with cracked ribs exist.
The number of paywalls out there now is absurd. It's making reading anything impossible.
For those who have such interests, ESPN Unlimited is now free with YouTube TV. You just need to link your accounts.
In a testament to my supreme clumsiness, in the middle of the night last night I went to get up to go to the bathroom, walked back, did not see my cat there, and tripped over her and jammed my ribs into the corner of my couch on the way down. I'm fine, but the clumsiness was impressive.
With rare exceptions, such as pizza, cheese just makes things worse.
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Good morning, bluskis. It's going to be mild and mostly cloudy today, a perfect combo. I hope the weekend is as relaxing and fun as you need it to be.