immanueltyrell.bsky.social
@immanueltyrell.bsky.social
New Orleanian thru & true⚜️🏳️🌈 ✊🏾I believe/support Women. I’m a fun hot mess😝
Thursday I went to karaoke & New Security Fish was singing. The potential was there, beautiful tone, I applauded. ⏩ 2me I’m singing “If I ain’t got You” and the heffa comes behind me singing 2da top of her lungs. Had I turned around she would’ve felt tht mic it was so obnoxious…like, “shut up.”
This is why I miss legit Pizza Delivery personnel. I’m convinced these door dashers are just joyriding with my shxt.
Rihanna's Annoyed Look (Stan Twitter)
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This is just one of the bars in the French Quarters. The ppl are ready🩷 I believe the parade is in a few hours. #DollyDay
It’s Dolly Day and New Orleans is gonna cut up! I can’t get out b/c I gotta keep my foot elevated😮💨
Ronnie's Long Blink in Schitt's Creek
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I got in drunk last night, I clearly finished my lobster bisque….bxtch I can’t find the bowl I ate from.
Tayomaki Sakigifs: Man's Angry Meme Reaction
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Since that putrid POS got in office I’ve had yet to find decent onions in the produce department.
I Hate That Motherfucker Mad
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I told my Grandma, “I’m not getting anything done to my room/bathroom.” We’re already living like savages in our home due to the other renovations that seem to be taking for fck’n ever….I’m over it. I’m tired of these ppl in my house. She said, “I knew you’d say that🤭”
Dance Moms: I've Had It
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Now Tim too!?!?!?! Lady Death is playing a bad prank on us. The 80yr old we’re anticipating is at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue…WTF!?!😩
The love New Orleans has for Dolly Parton is real.🩷
I broke down 4x over the last 6 days behind my personal….Now Dolly done gone on to glory?!?!
Glee Rachel Berry (Lea Michele) - I'm Not Okay
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Homeownership is a beautiful thing, but I swear…The moment I am able, I’m selling and living in a condo. Fighting for what you paid for[Insurance], construction work & inconvenient living is for the birds!
Annoyed and Frustrated Woman
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Decades later and this is still my favorite & the standard🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
I think it maybe time I put my AirFryer down. She’s been loyal and reliable forever…Literally. I had mine before they were a thing. I’m sure I ruined her with this last wash. I have one I got for Christmas years ago still in the box. I’m still sad tho.
Alright shit….If they’re gonna finish 2mrw they can go now so I can prepare for the RDR. I’m ready to drank.
Man Drinks Giant Cocktail
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I thought they were just doing ductwork in the attic. That man brought a whole new AC system to install🤯🤯🤯 New Orleans heat hits different & all I try 2do is keep my GMaw comfortable…My heart is full🥹 especially b/c we ain’t coming outta pocket🙌🏾
I thought they were just doing ductwork in the attic. That man called and said, “I’m coming drop off some supplies.” We he did he said, “We’ll be back 2mrw and hopefully be done Sunday.” The red dress run is 2mrw & I spent money for it😩
I’ve been in the same home literally all my life and after just the last 20yrs, I can just go into a damn condo. This house has become a money pit, one of my biggest stressors and likely will be that death of me😮💨
He responded, “THANK YOU *nickname* YA HEARD” My Daddy is so damn hood😮💨😆
immanueltyrell.bsky.social@immanueltyrell.bsky.social · 2mo agoI have a “don’t fck w/me disposition” so my family dont play w/me. They even take my jokes to heart🥴 Sent this 2my Daddy this morning, he hasn’t responded back. I’ll let U know if we end up scraping at his Bday party later🫤 #IJustBePlayin
I have a “don’t fck w/me disposition” so my family dont play w/me. They even take my jokes to heart🥴 Sent this 2my Daddy this morning, he hasn’t responded back. I’ll let U know if we end up scraping at his Bday party later🫤 #IJustBePlayin
I cooked this then Decided b/c I don’t wanna cook another meal for a sec, so I’ll just feed this to Grams. I’ll probably do shakes & chia seeds. It’s too hot to be cooking. I’m over the shxt😮💨
How does one manage when a loved one begins to SHOW SIGNS of the inevitable….
Not Google reading me like a drink menu😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
I’ve gained 5lbs since they poisoned our lettuce. I bought arugula and a different lettuce today. If I get sick or D!E, at least my ass will be lighter.
Dance Moms: I've Had It
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Grams and I were barely getting by, but making it work with this damn heatwave as far as the house is concerned. Last Sunday the A/C went out completely. Dude stopped by, said, “absolutely not.” He left sent someone to check and fix[clean] the Unit….on him.
I'M Just So So So Grateful Onya Nurve
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