Jessica Darling
@immolatrix.bsky.social
"Tiefe Brunnen muss man graben wenn man klares Wasser will." ~R+ 📍: PDX 🏠:🗽 ❤️: 🇩🇪 #MusicSky #MusicianSky #FoodSky #CookingSky
I just saw a fish in the water here for the first time EVER! The water level is so low you have to go out far but if you try to swim you get literally caught in the weeds. But that means the water is warm, at least. #SauvieIsland #beach #fish #water #swimming
Girls Finally Made It To The #Beach Significantly Later Than Planned But At Least In Time For The Hottest Part Of The Day It's DESERTED, I guess because of #fire /smoke? It's not too bad here, just overcast but not orange. It doesn't smell like #smoke. #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #GirlsJustWantToHaveFun
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · 7h agoGirls Have Slept Exactly 1.5 Hours But Are Determined To Make It To The #Beach Today Girls Can Sleep On The Beach If Necessary (In The Shade; Don't Worry, Girls Are Not Stupid) Girls Did Not Get To This Age Looking This Good By Sleeping Directly In UVA/UVB Rays #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #CyndiLauper
Girls Have Slept Exactly 1.5 Hours But Are Determined To Make It To The #Beach Today Girls Can Sleep On The Beach If Necessary (In The Shade; Don't Worry, Girls Are Not Stupid) Girls Did Not Get To This Age Looking This Good By Sleeping Directly In UVA/UVB Rays #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #CyndiLauper
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · 19h agoGirls Are Feeling Way Too Awake After Seeing The Odyssey, But Are Gonna Try Real Hard To Get To Sleep By Midnight So Girls'll Feel Like Going To The Beach Tomorrow #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #GirlsJustWantToHaveFun #CyndiLauper #RobertHazard #beach #summer #sun #sleep #movies #movie #film #TheOdyssey
I think I'm going to lie in bed & watch another "Bringing #MattDamon Home" #movie. #SavingPrivateRyan: NOT in the mood for another war movie #Interstellar: WAY too long; saw it WAY too recently #TheOdyssey: literally just saw it tonight Gonna have to be #TheMartian. #film #BringMattDamonHome
Girls Are Feeling Way Too Awake After Seeing The Odyssey, But Are Gonna Try Real Hard To Get To Sleep By Midnight So Girls'll Feel Like Going To The Beach Tomorrow #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #GirlsJustWantToHaveFun #CyndiLauper #RobertHazard #beach #summer #sun #sleep #movies #movie #film #TheOdyssey
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · yesterdayGirls Are Feeling More Awake But Still Not Feeling Like Going To The Beach Girls Feel More Like Staying Home To Do Housework, Surprisingly, So That's Probably What Girls Are Gonna Do #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #GirlsJustWantToHaveFun #CyndiLauper #RobertHazard #housework
I'm about to go and watch #TheOdyssey, which is THREE HOURS long. I have an app — and hey, they're on Bluesky! — that tells you when you can run & pee without missing anything important. It's called #RunPee! I've been using it for years. @runpeeapp.bsky.social #RunPeeApp #movie #movies #film
Girls Are Feeling More Awake But Still Not Feeling Like Going To The Beach Girls Feel More Like Staying Home To Do Housework, Surprisingly, So That's Probably What Girls Are Gonna Do #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #GirlsJustWantToHaveFun #CyndiLauper #RobertHazard #housework
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · yesterdayGirls Just Wanna Go Back To Bed, To Be Honest Girls Just Wanna Have A Restful Night For Once Girls Are Just Gonna Have A Cup Of Coffee And An Adderall And See If They Still Wanna Go To The Beach After That #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #GirlsJustWantToHaveFun #CyndiLauper #RobertHazard #beach #sleep
Girls Just Wanna Go Back To Bed, To Be Honest Girls Just Wanna Have A Restful Night For Once Girls Are Just Gonna Have A Cup Of Coffee And An Adderall And See If They Still Wanna Go To The Beach After That #GirlsJustWannaHaveFun #GirlsJustWantToHaveFun #CyndiLauper #RobertHazard #beach #sleep
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · yesterdayI slept all night, but had multiple #nightmares where I was trying to scream for help & couldn't, but forced myself to make noise in real life which woke me up. Back to #sleep & more nightmares. Woke up ~7:30am & it's so dark & orange I'm not sure if I feel like going to the #beach.
I slept all night, but had multiple #nightmares where I was trying to scream for help & couldn't, but forced myself to make noise in real life which woke me up. Back to #sleep & more nightmares. Woke up ~7:30am & it's so dark & orange I'm not sure if I feel like going to the #beach.
EXTREMELY clever English translation title, though: "Three Bags Full." Original German title: "Glennkill: A Sheep [Detective Novel]" Early English title: "Big Bad Wool" Final English title: "Three Bags Full" #TheSheepDetectives #ThreeBagsFull #GlennkillEinShafskrimi #movie #film #novel #book
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · 2d agoIf you ever wonder WHERE on Earth someone got an idea for a movie script and WHY any studio would ever greenlight it, the answer is always "it was a novel first which apparently did well." P.S. this is about "The Sheep Detectives." #movie #film #novel #book #TheSheepDetectives #ThreeBagsFull
If you ever wonder WHERE on Earth someone got an idea for a movie script and WHY any studio would ever greenlight it, the answer is always "it was a novel first which apparently did well." P.S. this is about "The Sheep Detectives." #movie #film #novel #book #TheSheepDetectives #ThreeBagsFull
The problem with going back to sleep when I feel like this is that I will absolutely wake up at 10pm. If I woke up at 2am that would be PERFECT. But no, it's gonna be 10pm.
There is a heat advisory in effect next week. Starting TODAY bc it's 2am, it'll be near or over one HUNDRED American degrees all week. But right now it is 59°F & I am COLD! I reFUSE to close a window; don't even THINK of suggesting heat. #heat #heatadvisory #heatwave #cold #Fahrenheit #PNW
WOW, rigatoni has to boil for 13-15 minutes?? That's a long-ass time for short tubes of plain-old semolina. 🍝 #CookingSky #Cooking #pasta #rigatoni #semolina #aldente #dinner #dinnertime #WhatsCooking #Kitchen 🍜
I have reached a new level of #dysfunction: throwing containers in the garbage instead of washing them to #recycle. 😕 I live in an #apartment & don't have outdoor storage for them, so they have to be washed to hang around before they get picked up every other week.
I was just on the #train with a young couple; the guy was very physically doting on the girl. They seemed to talk & joke easily. We got off at the same stop, where he immediately made a motion as if to throw her onto the tracks. They both laughed it off comfortably. Girl, you are not safe.
Pope Leo XIV says that the Catholic Church’s teaching on sexual ethics must be less prioritized over “greater, more important issues.” “We tend to think that when the Church is talking about morality, that the only issue of morality is sexual. “There are much greater, more important issues.“
Happy International Friendship Day to all my international friends! Alles Gute zum Internationalen Tag der Freundschaft an alle meine internationalen Freunde! #InternationalFriendshipDay #friendship #friends #InternationalerTagDerFreundschaft #Freundschaft #Freunde
З Міжнародним днем дружби всіх моїх друзів з інших країн! Поздравляю всех моих друзей из разных стран с Международным днем дружбы! #МіжнароднийДеньДружби #МеждународныйДеньДружбы
My God, have I slept such a short time that my phone only charged to 44% since I plugged it in? 😵💫
This is so exciting: I broke over a hundred #followers! I wonder if I'll ever get more followers than I have people that I follow. Most of you are bots, though, right? 😅 No? Oh, well good!
#YouTube: "Pick at least one video so we can find the best recommendations for you." NONE of them were a good #recommendation for me. 😐 You'd think they'd at least let me keep scrolling to find a good one, but no, there was a finite selection.
Hundreds of Jordanian political, legal and other figures signed an open letter last week calling for the withdrawal of U.S. forces from Jordan in a rare public challenge to the government.
Some Jordanians Demand that American Troops Leave the Kingdom
Hundreds of political, legal and other figures signed a public letter warning that Jordan’s close alliance with the United States poses a risk.
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A juvenile Red-tailed Hawk showing off the feathery pantaloons with their pattern of small brown hearts.
This has got to be my tenth time trying to watch/listen to this #episode of Scamfish-presented-by-Social-Catfish-dot-com but I keep putting it on as I fall asleep and, well, I keep falling asleep! At this point I should put it on when I CAN'T sleep and I'll doze right off. #catfish #catfished
Oh COME ON! I just got to the part on the Tesseract. The fact that you know exactly what part I'm talking about proves I'm right. #ProjectHailMary #Interstellar #Tesseract #movies #space #spacemovies
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · last wk.I've been trying to watch Project Hail Mary for a couple of days now. It's tough to concentrate because of my poor mental health, but is it basically just Interstellar, but with Ryan Gosling as eye candy? #movies #ProjectHailMary #RyanGosling #Interstellar
Okay, but I DO need one of those "I HAD POTENTIAL" t-shirts. 😭 #movies #ProjectHailMary #tshirt #tshirts #spacemovies #space #RyanGosling #Interstellar #potential
Jessica Darling@immolatrix.bsky.social · last wk.That's not an insult btw. I like space disaster movies. I don't mind Gosling and I don't put Interstellar on a pedestal. Tbh I'm just glad it's not zombies and a ton of shooting. #ProjectHailMary #movies #RyanGosling #Interstellar #zombies #space #spacemovies #spacedisaster
