they'll call me the man who fistfought DeeDee .
ㅤ ㅤfnaf world isekai. ㅤ
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they'll call me the man who fistfought DeeDee .
ㅤ ㅤfnaf world isekai. ㅤ
if you can find our yellow friend , do feel free ! but even i haven't seen him . and i see a lot of things .
ㅤ ㅤi could just. do that then. ㅤㅤ ㅤ50 years is a bit more impressive than 3 days. really had time to slip into the whole dead thing. ㅤ
... didn't that genteelfellow die , though ?? without being revived three days later , even ... i should think that to be the default requirement .
ㅤ ㅤfreddeity got no game when it comes to the real goat. ㅤ
it seems some of the voices are wondering about the radio silence !! Infernal 47
microbes in the processing strata ........
" five pebbles , you say . . . ? "
well ! it's certainly been a !! the vents are bleeding .
this yogurt i found in the break room fridge - it's absolutely amazing ! does anyone know the precise flavor ? i had thought it strawberry , but it doesn't seem to be . [ He's holding a mostly empty container of Faz Goo . ]
oh . one of the voices in my head was just a bluetooth earbud i had shoved in there by mistake . ... that's disappointing . i liked that ' market pliers ' fellow .
i feel like a bunch of rocks on the ground . a specific quantity , though ... what is it ? five pebbles ? that sounds right .
[ Looking nervously to an empty chair beside him as if someone is in it . ] we're really in for it now , Peppy Hare .
i have been wanting to see how their innards look ... but i'll have to check and see if we're allowed to mess with the guest stars . that one was obtained via a backroom dealing , you see ... so it might be off limits .
say no more . see these little ones on this camera ? pick one and i'll ' arrange a vacation ' for them . then you can take position as their replacement .
I think I speak for us all when I say I don’t want soup.
now , now . mad science bears need of precaution at least sometime . i can't revolutionize the world if i clock out early , yes ?
Damn. That’s no fun… but I’ll hold ‘ya to it.
be still , my beating heart ... ah , eh , tomorrow . so we have the money in case i need a swift visit to a small clinic .
… I mean, it ain’t like we can’t test it. I can jus’ bite ‘ya. Easy way t’prove it.
well . i don't think i'm a machination . but then ... [ Getting a concerning look in his eye as he stares at his own two hands . ] but then , how would i know for sure ? if i had been made to seem as flesh and blood ... would i ever learn the truth ?
… uh, don’t think people can be… ‘undying’. Unless you’re, like, part animatronic. Like the Springtrap guy.
surely if i ask the boss will let me ignore the salvage requirements and just take everything all at once ...
i'm not concerned , lassie-loo . after all , you need me to get paid if you want your share , and corpses don't get a bonus ! also , i am beginning to suspect that i am undying .
Ehh… the other animatronics here ain’t exactly chatty at this time’a night. I can just chill here. [ just straight up walking into the office and positioning herself on the wall behind him. ] Won’t hurt ‘ya, promise.
i might have to execute castle doctrine on chipper .
ah , just the clock , see ? [ Yikes, it's only just 4 AM ... ] you've no need to while the time away here if you don't want to . the miseries of a fricksecurity guard are one i can bear alone .
. . . That feels kinda, uh, doxx-y. But hey! I ain’t against free money, even if I ain’t got anythin’ t’use it on. So what’re we waitin’ for?!