Implord34

@implord34.bsky.social

A 24 year old nerd who posts and reposts weirdness

[Bear's Big Growth] --- Benny always gives Bear gag gifts for fun and this time they were a pair of toe rings? Bear didnt think much of until his body started to explode in size. Which wasnt so bad if those rings didnt hypnotize everyone to worship his feet... (also bday gift for a friend!)

[Oh James, the man you are~] --- "Heh, don't think I didn't see yer starin'. I know yer want this bod', boy. Daddy gon' take good care of ya, just get in here, heheheh~" (which one do u guys like better? Wetsuit or speedo :3c)

When Grak was invited to share a room and split rent with two humans, it started off great but they kept complaining about his orc manners and belching and musk. So he used an old orc shaman trick so they could have the house together in a way where the humans would be less annoying and more useful!

Hmmm I sometimes look up at the sky and wonder if aliens exist what do they look like. I know realistically they’d like an amorphous blob or something like that but consuming media like Ben 10, stellaris and other such things makes me hope they look fun :3 from sentient mushrooms to Fimsh things

I wonder what dnd class I’d be as I’m too dumb to be a wizard and too weak to be a barbarian. I would say bard but I have no musical experience sooooo a bard who can’t play for shit xD regardless a bit of tf can solve this

as much as it makes sense sometimes I can’t fathom keeping your main character in the same form all the time. It’s mainly cause I love tf and being creative which is why my imp has so many forms. from nagas to ice cream he can be anything with more forms being created when i have the dough for it

Scams are /designed/ to violate the baseline assumption of good faith that drives our initial interactions. They're like pranks, but evil and illegal. Shaming victims for not being aware of a scam is like kicking them while they're down and feeling bad for falling for it.

Ever look at video game food and wonder how good it tastes? whilst monster hunter is a big culprit of making me hungry games like stardew valley or modded minecraft make me want food I can’t make. Even graveyard keeper a game about tending to graves and weird stuff has some good looking food sprites

Posting this before AC real quick uwu Time for another chu raffle! Just in time for Chuly c: And if you're going to be at AC feel free to give a boop, maybe you'll turn into a chu in real life o: Follow,comment,like,share Give lots of thanks to @trevorfox.bsky.social <3 Details below!

The Updated Aoi Chudas Touch Raffle Announcement! The new Mega Raichu Y and X forms are bursting into the scene from where Aoi was perched previously. The words "Chudas Touch" have been also blown to the sides from the entrance. Aoi is blown to the left with a very shocked appearance at their sudden entrance. "Chuus who you want to be" "All it takes is one touch" still remains below the two new Chu forms. There's a set of the Pikachu evolution line underneath, with a Pikachu looking shocked, Pichu appearing pleased, Raichu concerned and a dizzy looking Alolan Raichu.

Feet/paw practice ft @nooget.bsky.social ! --------- BAD END - THE HYPNOTIST'S GAZE "Yes... stare into my eyes... smell my musky feet as you feel yourself harden and shrink down to fit my paw." "Sink deeper, deeper into your new selves... My Master will be happy about this, and you will too."