Windstorms on the lake are less scary with heroes on the lookout.

bluesky peeps... Wild Ask My cousin is stuck in Golden, no gas, and no power in town due to wildfire. Can you help me find out if there are plans to close the highway to stop people from being stuck? I can take him fuel but I'd need to know if I'm just gonna find myself stuck with him.

People don't like when I say Kelowna is trash but they think I'm talking about how it looks. Kelowna is trash. Hundreds fail to reduce water use on drought-stricken McCulloch system in Kelowna - Castanet.net share.google/rNfUZfdVDxX2...

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Fuck you guys I went to Endor for summer.

Biden signed the largest domestic infrastructure and jobs bill in something like 75 years. When pressed for sending the largest per capital investments to BLOOD RED rural counties and states, he basically said "they need it most". Trump, man. What a party it will be one day.

Governor Tony Evers@govevers.wisconsin.gov · last wk.

A president who punishes people for exercising their fundamental, constitutional right to vote isn't much of a president at all—not in the United States of America.

Bo has more likes in 3 hours than I've probably ever had in 2 years.

The King of Blind Bay@imrealgoode.bsky.social · last wk.

I want to be as photogenic as my dog.

I want to be as photogenic as my dog.

Smooooooooke on the water, featuring the Princes of Blind Bay.

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts

Mike Johnson Struggles To Hold Speaker Gavel While Wearing Anti-Masturbation Mitts

WASHINGTON—Apologizing to his fellow congressmen after he fumbled the wooden handle for the fifth time in a row, Speaker of the House Mike Johnson was observed struggling to hold his speaker gavel Tue...

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This is the only place Trump has bombed harder than Iran.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 2w ago

Every “journalist” at this dinner should hang their heads in shame.

This morning I turned on classic hip-hop and 'Lose Yourself' by Eminem is the first song to play. I'm booking a flight to Türkiye to surgically cut my age in half.

MY grandparents took my sister and I for weeks at a time, drove hours to see us and were TOTALLY engaged in our lives. They were a tremendous help to my parents. MY KIDS' grandparents simply can't be fucked. It's the biggest ripoff I've ever experienced in my life.

The United States is sending us their worst. We must build a wall to keep our beautiful country safe from these criminals from a shithole country. #BuildtheWall

So he was literally just himself in Pretty Woman. Also, is it me or is literally everyone from seinfield a huge piece of shit in real life? bbc.com/news/article...

Jason Alexander: Seinfeld actor apologises to Courtney Stodden for 'inappropriate' sketch when she was 17

Jason Alexander said he "truly regrets" the Funny Or Die sketch he appeared in with Courtney Stodden.

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Heavy "fuck off, smoke" vibes today.

Holy fuck the Jays are a disaster.

Because it was an inside job and all Trump does is fuck up.

Raw Story@rawstory.com · 2w ago

Charlie Kirk's assassination last September sparked conservative hopes that his killing would spark a unifying moment for the conservative Christian movement he built — but instead the opposite has happened.

Omg the dead/inactive/follow bot account cleanse feels so good. Like staring at a perfectly clean tile floor that I will inevitably ruin faster than I want to.

Last night we played Poetry for Neanderthals. I spent the entire morning speaking with only one syllable words with my kids. Hilarious.

Where have you been all my life?

I've said for a few years now that Frankie and the boys just aren't wealthy enough to run a successful NHL franchise. Must be tough to look at your peers and know that having a low-10 figure net worth just isn't enough. #Canucks

The Hockey News Vancouver Canucks@thncanucks.bsky.social · 3w ago

Report: Memorial Cup Champion Coach Turned Down AHL #Canucks Coaching Job, Will Head To Colorado @thehockeynews.bsky.social thehockeynews.com/nhl/vancouve...

Yesterday was leg day and then this morning I decided it would be awesome to pull weeds around my koi pond and now my ass hates me. Like HATES me.

TOM MINIDONUTS

kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w ago

your baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals

Literally nothing makes me weep more for the future of Americans than the annual rage towards Canadians because of wildfire smoke. Yes, idiots. When it's your fires, it's just wind. When it's our fires, it's an evil plot designed by our government to make you ill. Straight up Victim mentality.

A season that starts in September and finishes in early April is a better start. 84 games is still stupid, however.

CanucksArmy@canucksarmy.bsky.social · 3w ago

NHL releases Canucks’ full 84-game 2026-27 NHL schedule

Absolutely no fucking way should Vancouver entertain Willander or Buium in a deal for Wright. Seattle is out to lunch asking elite tier prospects for an underperforming distressed asset.

CanucksArmy@canucksarmy.bsky.social · 3w ago

Canucks are Shane Wright’s preferred destination: report

Also this is my beach bag and I, for one, am very happy for me.

I mostly try to like peoples interactions with me because it's nice manners and a lot of times I don't because adhd reasons... But also because of adhd reasons, I have to go back and like bomb everything I missed because I need the consistent coloured in heart or I feel like a bad friend.

People work their whole lives in fucking Alberta to come here.