takeomi : [about senju] she looks up to you. sanzu : she’s two inches tall. she looks up to everybody!

baji : hey, guys. i’ve got a fun exercise. baji : i’d like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wish they were treated. ryusei : what did you do, baji?

yuzuha : congratulations. the two of you have just won gold and silver in the moron olympics. inui : koko : inui : who won gold?

mochi : that’s a nice eyeshadow shade. mochi : what’s it called? koko : i’m not wearing eyeshadow. mochi : mochi : you need to go to bed. koko : i know.

takemichi : do you want to be my new partner? takemichi : i need a new partner and friend. kazutora : 2 week situationship, take it or leave it.

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chifuyu : inui was showing me a funny tweet on his phone. i told him “oh, i actually replied to this” but then i couldn’t find my reply. chifuyu : so i checked his settings and he had exactly one account muted and it was me.

souya : [accidentally steps on rindou’s foot] souya : sorry! rindou : do it again. rindou : but this time to my fac-

ran : don’t be so pessimistic. it’ll affect team morale. koko : what, and getting us blown up won’t? ran : only very, very briefly.

baji : it’s important to make peace with the spider in your bathroom.

chifuyu : what’s wrong with you?! hanma : whatever you want.

shion : i have an idea. kakucho : a good idea? shion : let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

souya : you have no idea what i’m capable of! ran : don’t take it personally, but i feel like i’m being threatened by a cupcake.

shinichiro : fish! emma : [7 years old] do you want me to leave so you can say bad words? shinichiro : yes, please.

koko : i can’t believe you just made that assumption. you should be ashamed of yourself and your family.

sanzu : i think it’s okay if you feel horny and fucked up at the same time.

inui : thanks. chifuyu : you know, you have a way of saying “thanks” that makes it sound like “drop dead”. inui : it’s a gift.

emma : he doesn’t deserve you. if he doesn’t treat you right by now, you’re gone. hina : i’m gone. emma : NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF-

taiju : i’m going to go put on something more comfortable. yuzuha : just as long as it isn’t the fish hat again … taiju : IT’S THE FISH HAT AGAIN!

takemichi : people always accuse me of having a favorite, but that’s not true. takemichi : i love mikey-kun and all the non mikey-kun’s equally.

chifuyu : [writing in his diary] on october 3rd, baji-san asked me what the date was. baji : [flashback] hey chifuyu, what’s the date? chifuyu : it’s october 3rd. chifuyu : [still writing in his diary] it was the best day of my life.

mikey : [looking at himself in the mirror as a kid] it’s you! mikey : [looking at himself in the mirror as an adult] despite everything, it’s still you.

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chifuyu : 99 percent of the time when something happens, you’re somehow involved! hanma : can’t you have a little faith in that last one percent?

shion : dude! rindou : dude!? mochi : dude … izana : what a riveting conversation.

koko : [waving his spoon at sanzu] do not breathe a word of this to anyone. sanzu : are you threatening me with a spoon?

baji : i think i can handle it, i went to college. chifuyu : well, i graduated high school. kazutora : and i went to prison. and yet we’re all here.

takuya : want to know something weird? akkun : first of all, it’s 4 in the morning. takuya : sorry about that. akkun : second of all, continue.

hanma : oh, so now i’m “bad” just because i’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

kisaki : “you’re so manipulative” god forbid i use my persuasive language skills.