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I only post memes on this account, so enjoy my carefully curated selection I guess. Like one or two a day maybe.

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i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme that shows a man (Nathan Fielder) in an oversized grey suit jacket standomg inside a movie theater lobby. The text "Movie theater: no outside food or drinks" is written at the top and "Me:" above the man. Several boxes of candy are tucked awkwardly into the jacket, and individual Skittles pieces are falling out of the lower jacket pocket.

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A multi panel meme with two columns titled "Universe Lore" on the left and "Universe Gameplay" on the right. using scenes from SpongeBob SquarePants. The left column shows a swirling spiral galaxy, a dinosaur facing a meteor strike, and an ancient Mayan-style city. The right column screenshots from SpongeBob SquarePants with an unamused fish character in day to day situations: stuck in a traffic jam while driving a boat, working at a computer in an office cubicle, and staring blankly out a window.

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme with two people on a bus looking out opposite windows. On the sunny left side, a smiling person looks out at a bright landscape, labeled "me when I find a cool stick." On the gloomy right side, a sad person faces a dark cliff wall, labeled "billionaires with only ten yachts."

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme with a close up shot of a bowl containing an amber colored liquid, possibly broth. White text overlaid across the middle reads "explaining myself is too much work just judge me"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme with a picture of an elderly person looking down thoughtfully while resting their chin on their hands, which are crossed over the handle of a cane. Text overlaid on the centre of the image reads "How it feels to mistake an AI image for a real image"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A two panel meme with "WHO WOULD WIN" at the top. The left side lists and illustrates an assortment of food from a page in Eric Carle's children's book The Very Hungry Caterpillar: an apple, two pears, three plums, four strawberries, five oranges, cake, ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, cherry pie, sausage, a cupcake, and watermelon. The right side shows the collage style illustration of the caterpillar from The Very Hungry Caterpillar, labeled as "1 very hungry boi."

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

a meme captioned "girls deciding on an ig story" featuring a white 3D stick figure holding its head in stress at a 3-way forking path. The path to the left is labeled "proof of social life" and shows photos of matcha drinks and friends on a night out. The path to the centre is labeled "Documenting the endless war crimes of the American government" and the right path is labeled "gay memes," which features colorful, internet-style meme images.

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme with a cartoon showing two people sitting on opposite sides of the same bus. On the left side the person sadly looks out the window at a dark, gloomy rock wall. On the right, a smiling person looks out the window at a bright, sunny mountain landscape. Both sides feature the text overlay: "you have to be the one that saves you."

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A two panel meme with a soldier in camouflage gear, goggles, and a face covering, sitting on an armored vehicle in a heavily devastated, war-torn city. In the top panel, the soldier looks back with text overlaid that says "Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but". The bottom panel zooms in closely on the soldier's masked face and says "Its gonna get way worse".

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme with two horseshoe crabs at the bottom. On the left, a horseshoe crab is flipped onto its back, while the one on the right remains upright. Above them, white text reads: "If we were both horseshoe crabs and you ended up getting turned over because of the unforgiving ocean currents I would use all of the strength I gained from opportunistic bottom-feeding to turn you back over." This is all set on a bright pink to purple gradient background

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Need this (I'm a teacher)

Meme coffee mug that is white with black text on it that reads "they are planning to hurt me at work tomorrow"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme with the text "YEAH I'M INTO BDSM" at the top, while at the bottom it says "BIO-DIVERSITY SUPPORTING MEADOWS." The text is overlaid on a photo of a field densely packed with wildflowers.

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

happy mother's day to those that deserve it

Meme with the text "Mom: come unload the groceries. Me and my siblings:" at the top. Below, four photos show people wearing ridiculous or poorly fitted footwear: one person wears white socks with slide sandals, another has a single foot crammed into a giant flip-flop, a third wears black socks with yellow thong sandals, and the last sports a grey athletic sock paired with a black high-heeled pump.

Meme with a classical painting of a medieval knighting ceremony showing a tall woman in a regal white gown, labeled "my mom," holding a sword, labelled "gracias", to the shoulder of a kneeling man in chainmail, who is labeled "the Japanese waiter in a Japanese restaurant"

An advertisement for "Howard Johnson's" featuring a picture of Joan Crawford's face on the left. On the right, large blue text reads "Let's Eat Out Ladies!" Two women in vintage 1950s attire are shown at the bottom right. At the very bottom, text reads "Put away the skillet, Mom, tonight is Ladies' Night at Howard Johnson's."

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme with the caption "Fantasy is when Karl Urban has long hair and sci-fi is when Karl Urban has short hair" above four movie stills of actor Karl Urban. The top two images show him with long, flowing hair, on the left as Éomer in The Lord of the Rings, and on the right as Ghost in Pathfinder. The bottom two images show him with short, cropped hair: on the left as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy in Star Trek, on the right as a space marine called Reaper in the film version of Doom.

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A two panel meme from the video game Super Mario 64. In the first panel, Mario stands at the edge of a snowy cliff holding a small baby penguin. In the second panel, he has dropped the penguin into the abyss. Above the panels, text reads "Imagine getting to heaven and Jesus pulls up this footage of you playing Mario 64 in 1997"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme with a quote by Richard Jones at the top: "The unemployed, as a consequence of these detrimentally rationalizing bureaucratic practices, are rendered - but never portrayed - as "sacrificial victims" to the underlying dysfunctionality of the prevailing economic order (neoliberalism), and are collectively "symbolically" punished for the fact that they're socially unable to contribute to the continued "health" of the economy..."

Below this quote is a black-and-white cartoon showing a massive crowd of people being funneled into a doorway labeled "JOB-SEEKING BUREAUCRATIC PROCESS (RITUALISED HUMILIATION)." Immediately to the left of this busy entrance is another doorway labeled "JOBS," but it is closed with a large sign over the door that simply says "NONE"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

a meme with the heading "The Pros and Cons of Ideas" with a black and white illustration of a man's head with a wide, manic grin. Below the illustration is a simple two-column chart with "pro" and "con" columns. Under the "PRO" heading is "Anybody can have one," and under the "CON" heading is the same: "Anybody can have one."

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A four panel meme edit of a Calvin and Hobbes comic.

In the first panel, Calvin's dad says "There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud."

In panel 2 Calvin's dad says "Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud." Calvin's dad is pointing at a record and Calvin replies, "YEAH..."

In panel 3 Calvin's dad says "The stock market looks like gambling, but it's actually fraud."

The fourth panel shows Calvin wide-eyed and unable to sleep in his bed.

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme with Bugs Bunny in a black tuxedo and bow tie against a solid black background. He has a smug, confident expression. To his left, text reads "I wish all AI Data Center Developers a very Financially Devastating AI bubble pop."

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme/edit of a Peanuts comic featuring the characters Lucy and Charlie Brown. Lucy sits on the grass holding a football, looking up at a skeptical Charlie Brown with a smile. A speech bubble coming from Lucy has been edited to read "This time we'll bring freedom and democracy to the Middle East"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A four panel Expanding Brain meme format. In the first panel, the text reads "Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome" is paired with a standard X-ray of a brain. The second panel uses the acronym "POTS" next to a brain beginning to glow with purple energy. The third panel says "My heart goes fast when I get up" next to a brain emitting a bright white light. The final panel says "Standn't" next to an image of a brain emitting bright rays of light

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Does this count as a meme

A meme (?) presentation slide projected on a screen in a dimly lit room, partially obscured by a red tasseled lampshade. The headline reads: "Polyamory was created by PMs to sell calendar software." and the slide lists an objective to "increase calendar utilization" with a goal of "avg 3+ overlapping commitments per user".

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme where Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob SquarePants is dragging a screaming SpongeBob across the floor of the Krusty Krab while SpongeBob grips the floor. Text overlaid at the top and bottom reads "LINENS AREN'T FRAGILE, YOU'RE GOING IN THE MACHINE"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme with a young child with spiky hair and small, red-tinted sunglasses talking on a chunky black cell phone. He has a serious expression, and the caption at the bottom reads "Listen, if the flyer is made with AI I'm not going"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme showing a corgi with a cigarette in it's mouth, sitting on a rocky riverbank, its back to the camera, gazing out over the water. Beside the dog sits a green glass bottle of beer and a pack of cigarettes. Superimposed text over the image reads "No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

A meme titled "That one friend that's too into girlhood methods of narrating the self" featuring a young black person with braided hair positioned in the center, surrounded by a collage of items that include a friendship bracelet kit, a purple electronic toy diary, a locked unicorn journal, a sheet of sparkly dolphin stickers, a multi-room dollhouse and a scrapbook with pressed flowers.

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme with an array of heirloom tomatoes in various preparations for eating: some are whole and deeply ribbed, while others are sliced open and salted, or served on toast. In the top left, a list of words says "Friend," "Girlfriend," "Boyfriend," and "Best friend" with red underlining the "end" in each word. Then the text says "Only" which is continued with text at the bottom that says "heirloom tomato Has no END"

i need a nap @ineedanap.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Meme titled "The spatula stopping me from closing the drawer:" above a photo of a person in a blue tracksuit suspending themself horizontally across a hallway, with hands pressed firmly against one wall and feet braced against the opposite wall.