"Fantastic. Just for what we ink slingers call "atmosphere," was this chap by any chance among those present?" "Listen, I serve hundreds of people a week. I'm not gonna remember some... Well, yeah. Aye, okay. I remember him."

New face. I had the old one for 6,000 years. I just thought it was time for a change.

Stopping you getting into trouble.

Crowley!

Do you ever think, wouldn't it just be nice if someone told you what a good job you're doing?

The Metatron told me to wait. He said he might need me. Me! He might need me.

Yes... Well? What are you doing here?

The huge plume of miraculous activity. Last night. From this shop.

OK, I know, you're testing them. You said you were going to be testing them. But you shouldn't test them to destruction. Not to the end of the world.

Might've slightly overdone it on the hole.

Yeah. I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I? The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery. Brandy smuggler. Master spy. What a piece of work.

Crowley, you're being ridiculous. Look, I'm quite sure if I can just... just reach the right people, then I can get all this sorted out.

Well, that's because they haven't tried them. Books are keen! Let me show you.

I'm so sorry, I can't help you.

It's all going to be rather lovely.

"Well, you said 'trust me.'" "And you did."

"So, do you have any idea where the book of life might be?" "Of course I don't." #go3quote

Ah. The theater. Bravo! Sophocles, Shakespeare.

We call it the Second Coming.

Crowley, Crowley, Crowley… What have you been playing at?

Well, try me.

Order accurately and fast. I haven't slept in 30 hours and I will not hesitate to mock you if I don't like your order.

I... I don't want to go back to Heaven. Where would I get my coffee?

They're murdering each other?

He's gone native. He isn't one of us any more.

Oh... that's nice. You know the current word from Upstairs is that we'll be shutting all this down again in about 6,000 years.

"I don't know how you lot have managed to stay in charge all this time." "I'm not sure we have, have we?"

"Nina, what do you sell that calms people down?” “Eccles cakes?” “Some Eccles cakes, please.”

Well it's very pretty.

Demon Crowley, I sentence you to extinction by holy water. Have you anything to say?