Cough. ❝I did more than I do now, but I thought you were already spoken for!❞

Alucard@bigdaddyvamp.bsky.social · 16h ago

"Also, half of you never wanted me this bad when I had a dick."

🎻 ; I knew it all along. Reading people's pins is the first thing I do when I follow them.

ᅠ ᅠ ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪𝕾𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑 ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐@shesquiteagal.bsky.social · 3d ago

╱╱ Maybe I should've specified sooner in the account bio that Sugar is a TADC OC...

❝I used to attend college with him! He couldn't stop inhaling our classmates' pens. . .❞

Aerith@churchflower.bsky.social · 3d ago

“Nooo I said,

Who had time for introductions? Small talk was for people who couldn't find anything interesting to say. ❝You know. . .The Silicon Satan, Beelzebot, Prince of Digital Darkness, and so on and so forth? But enough about moi. The reason I even came to this dull shindig is to offer some assistance!❞

✨️Stolas✨️@celestial-studies.bsky.social · 3d ago

"Oh well um...thank you." Taking the offered drink, and sipping at it, still standing for now. "Im...sorry I dont believe we've met yet, you are?"

❝Well, hello yourself! Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, was it?❞ He poured the other a glass of champagne, offering it to him out of courtesy. ❝I. . .Watched the rigged trial. My deepest condolences.❞ Beelzebot didn't care who he was, as long as he didn't have the personality of a wooden plank.

✨️Stolas✨️@celestial-studies.bsky.social · 3d ago

"O-oh! Um..hello there [Reader]...wasnt expecting you here..."

He lit up a cigar and simply shrugged. ❝I mean, whether he's dead or not, there still won't be a vampire more infamous than Dracula himself. That's like saying the Devil's Advocate Bot is somehow more successful than 𝐌𝐄! 𝙊𝙝𝙝𝙝, when I get my hands on him and those pesky, yellow journalists. . .❞

Alucard@bigdaddyvamp.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I'm just waiting for the right goddamn moment, then he gets both barrels down the throat. The only thing he's doing is making me want to commit acts I cannot put into words."

➢ 𝐸𝒱𝐸𝑅𝒴𝒯𝐻𝐼𝒩𝒢 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝒩𝐸𝐸𝒟 𝒯𝒪 𝒦𝒩𝒪𝒲

Wasn't Vlad the Impaler technically a monarch as well? Then again, there's plenty of competition amongst royals.

❝Is that jealousy I sense? How unexpected of you! I'm surprised you haven't murked him yet. If he can get a vampire of your caliber all riled up, imagine what he'd do to others of your kind. . .❞

Alucard@bigdaddyvamp.bsky.social · 3d ago

"He's a goddamn prince? Seriously I'm going to go ballistic!!"

Introducing "O-Oh! Apologies, I didn't mean to intrude!" A independent portrayal Stolas "A...a date? With me??? Oh um...id uh....be delighted!" New to character, not verse.

For those who don't believe him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSQO...

Bender's first born son

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It's a bit harder for him to process such emotions, but he gets where she's coming from. ❝Were they a toxic partner? The bot I was infatuated with sacrificed their child to me once.❞ Bender might've been a little too cruel, even by Beelzebot's standards. But, it is what it is. More power to them.

𝒱𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓀𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒹𝒶𝓎 ⭐@popstarofrehab.bsky.social · 3d ago

❝ I don't love him, not anymore, but... ❞ She gives a frustrated huff, taking the hands from her face and balling them into fists as she continues that thought. ❝ Ever since him, I've had so many different fucked up views of myself, that's all. ❞

❝My aft was never designed for the purpose of twerking.❞

Alucard@bigdaddyvamp.bsky.social · 3d ago

"Now everyone wants to shake ass~"

❝It's not easy to get over someone who's the object of your attention, but folks always like to believe the opposite!❞ He had a one-sided crush on a fellow robot once, but they were a philanderer with commitment issues, so nothing good came out of it. Not that he cares anymore. People come and go.

𝒱𝑒𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒾𝓀𝒶 𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒹𝒶𝓎 ⭐@popstarofrehab.bsky.social · 3d ago

❝ It's been literal years and the wound still feels fresh each and every time I think of it... /Why/ can't I move on? . . . Why? Why was I /not good enough/ for him? ❞

🎻 ; The thought of shipping Beelzebot with Satan from South Park has crossed my mind on numerous occasions.

South Park's Satan Shrugs

ALT: South Park's Satan Shrugs

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|🍾| A little more on this... If you hide behind the paper shield of saying "I don't condone this IRL," that just makes me question it MORE! Sure, I write Val and other characters and don't condone their actions, but I don't go writing the taboo shit or even any depictions of SA or rape because >>>

🎻 ; Evil Ron is scarier, methinks.

Ron Parody Stoppable@nacofool.bsky.social · 4d ago

//I find the powers Ron has to be… Iffy Like his powers can only be used when KP is in danger, far as I know. Seems odd to me.

🎻 ; Why is every t*boo account so self-contradictory?? That's like saying you're a pacifist while beating people to death.

𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕪: 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕥, 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔻𝕠𝕝𝕝@kittydolldotexe.bsky.social · 4d ago

<<< genuinely would turn others on about becoming the victim or the perpetrator of such a horrible crime?!

<<< genuinely would turn others on about becoming the victim or the perpetrator of such a horrible crime?!

<<< of two reasons. 1. I am uncomfortable with that, being a survivor or rape myself. Different people cope in different ways, but it's not for me. 2. Anyone with a kink for that sort of thing, in my opinion, needs to re-evaluate themselves in regards to that. Sorry if that's harsh, but what >>>

|🍾| Glad to see that none of you are following them, but I genuinely cannot STAND this shit. I don't give a fuck if you "don't condone this IRL", you are still writing taboo! If you're going to write it in a fictional situation and likely goon to it, what's gonna stop you with IRL shit later?

❝Right you 𝐚𝐫𝐞. And I 𝙤𝙬𝙣 it!❞ He exclaimed, pretending to flip his nonexistent hair.

Alucard@bigdaddyvamp.bsky.social · 4d ago

"If no one's told you today...You're a bitch.."

Name 𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐀 Age: 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 Ethnicity: 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐂/𝐉𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃‼️

✧ 𝓓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘@destinyslight.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍

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❝Besides the different color scheme and overbearing personality, what else separates you from her? Sorry to burst your bubble like that, but you're just an uninspiring, palette swap at this point.❞ He's only seen this "Ragatha", and from the looks of it, she seemed quite harmless, unlike this one.

˚ ༘ ೀ ( 𑣲ꪜⅈꪶ ) ℛ𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀 ⋆｡˚ ᅠ@justraggy.bsky.social · 4d ago

⠀ ⠀« 𝕳ow could someone — with good taste — prefer Stupigatha over me?! I mean, LOOK AT HER BASIC DOLL BUTT and then look at me!! I'm clearly the better version!! » ⠀

🎻 ; I couldn't agree more. It's pointless to fret over things outside our own jurisdiction. Some people don't mind having difficult lives, but that's their problem, not ours. The world will keep on spinning, regardless of who's in power and who isn't. I just wanna kick back and relax, that's all.

Lep, the Multiversal Explorer@infinitehorizxn.bsky.social · 5d ago

//If you're often doomscrolling about politics/AI/anything else you don't like, do yourself a favor and focus on stuff you DO like. YouTube deep dives on obscure fandom lore, cat videos, etc. Pass on anything that brings a smile to your face, but let the ragebait die on your feed.

❝Having your hands replaced with human ones is bad enough, but possessing a fleshling's anatomy sounds like a dreadful experience. . .❞

𝐊𝐞𝐟𝐤𝐚 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐨@crazedkefka.bsky.social · 5d ago

"I'm talking about humans. You're fine cuz you don't have a floppin' schlong."

❝Haven't you been playing close attention?? I've never even 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐍 any clothes!❞

𝐊𝐞𝐟𝐤𝐚 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐳𝐨@crazedkefka.bsky.social · 5d ago

"WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING NAKED?! PUT CLOTHES ON, YOU WEIRDOS!"

❝Don't get any funny ideas! My turbines are off-limits. . .❞

❝I'm either 'too old' by robot standards or 'too young' by immortal ones. . .❞ He's not sure whether to find this complimentary or not.