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Inferno T. Firestorm Esq.

@infernorfu.bsky.social

A series of poor decisions stacked in a trench coat.

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Vampire Survivors 🧄@vampire.poncle.games · 2mo ago

hey, i'm the guy who puts all those light sources in Vampire Survivors for you to break i know you haven't been breaking any of them. please break them. they only pay me if you break them. my family is starving i'm begging you to break them. please stop ignoring them i beg you

Inferno T. Firestorm Esq.@infernorfu.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My boy, Jaws, never did anything wrong. Yeah, sure, he worked for some super villains and yeah he killed some people. But a guy that tall, with teeth like that, what were his career options, work for Vince McMahon? He chose the path of less evil and should not be punished for it.

Inferno T. Firestorm Esq.@infernorfu.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The thing I love about Piano Man is it's a song about the people directly in front of him at the bar and how sad their lives are, sung directly to those same people and their response is "Here's some money, crank that shit up, Piano Man!"

Inferno T. Firestorm Esq.@infernorfu.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!” Quoth the Raven “What about me, what about Raven?”