Even outside of your religion, murder is bad. But being gay doesn’t hurt anyone and wearing clothing made of mixed fabrics doesn’t hurt anyone. So some of the things you call sin are only bad if your religious beliefs are true. And a lot of us don’t think they’re true.

Gas prices are just ridiculous right now! If Donald Trump wasn’t the president, the Trump supporters would be furious at the president!

Holy fuck! It’s Blackn! He’s not apart, but a part, of Christian leadership outside of Christian thought from within Christian thought. Oh, and he’s not white. Pretty cool, and confusing, huh?

I would never pray for any harm to come to Donald Trump. But that’s because I’m an atheist.

At least 60 Roman senators conspired to assassinate Julius Caesar when they saw he was trying to consolidate power and become a dictator. Unrelated, remember those Orange Julius smoothies from the mall? I could really go for an Orange Julius right about now. Who else thinks that would be refreshing?

That’s just the Old Testament. They forgot to add the NT. *God isn’t.

*matter (babies don’t come out the butt) 👶🏻

“Trap them on an airplane and don’t stop yelling about me until they believe you.” — Not Jesus

Do they really still believe he’s coming back to life? You can apply this to Jesus or Mitch McConnell. ✝️🐢

What do you mean he killed his kid for me? I didn’t want that. Poor Jesus.

If you think the Christians are persecuted when they just randomly start to shout about their beliefs on an airplane, you should see what happens when a Muslim tries to do it.

“Lean not on your own understanding.” That’s all you need to know about that book. Who the fuck’s understanding am I supposed to lean on? Of course I’m gonna lean on my own understanding. And you should lean on yours.

“Donald Trump loves the poorly educated because he knows we’re the smartest!” — The Poorly Educated

Why are the American God people also the American gun people? Aren’t they supposed to be protected by His blood or something? Those of us who aren’t protected by a god should be the ones who are clamoring for the guns.

The next time someone says you need to read YOUR Bible just tell them they need to read THEIR Qur’an. See how they like it.

I love physics. But I don’t get on an airplane and start shouting about how everybody needs to obey the laws of physics. Although, if you’re gonna shout about something on an airplane, physics makes more sense than Jesus.

“Hey, you! Get off my post. You don’t know me and you don’t know my ghost. Who be getting scammed because this is their jam? Here I am, here I am, a Christian man.” ✝️👻

I purchased a patio furniture set yesterday, and Threads is advertising the exact same set to me today. I get it, it’s just scary when you see it. We are so fucked.

Why do so many people think of God as a decision? It’s a belief. And whether or not I believe in your god has nothing to do with whether or not I believe in you.

The dumb people didn’t bother me quite as much until I saw how easily the bad people can use the dumb people. We have to be able to defend our ourselves, and the best way is with a decent education. Being dumb is destructive.

Charlie Kirk shot Mitch McConnell.

“Just because my creator is transphobic, that doesn’t mean your creator is.” — Harry Potter

If God is omniscient, then asking us to pray for help is just being a dick. “I know what you need, I just wanna hear you say it.”

The American evangelical Christians are not happy with Ms. Rachel. It seems as if she’s a little too Christlike for them.

Remember how angry they were when Zelenskyy didn’t wear a suit to the White House? Now they want Fetterman? 😂

Why are those cows always promoting Chick-fil-A®️? Are cows notoriously homophobic?

The inability to feel offense is called narcissism. Donald Trump never feels offended. Amen.

If Barack Obama would’ve worn a baseball cap as often as Donald Trump does when he was in office, the MAGAts would’ve hated him for it. We’re not talking about rape or pedophilia, they would’ve hated him for the baseball cap.

Most of the people who have a problem with illegal immigration also have a problem with globalism. But globalism done properly is the best way to put an end to illegal immigration.

Mitch McConnell is the worst at everything. He even sucks at dying.