MARS
@inifitejestermars.bsky.social
Jester of the court. Pleasure to have in class. Joy seeker and curious creature.
Me looking through the family albums: huh, I really look like my uncle. IS THAT WHY father didn't want me to have these?!?!
Lmao what if Trump ends his last term early and runs for governor of Florida?
Just saw the universe give itself a little kiss and you don't even care.
TWO THINGS CAN BE TRUE AT ONCE IF YOU ARE ABLE TO RUN MORE THAN TWO BRAIN CELLS TOGETHER YOU FUCKS
Me watching the news: YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID AND PERFORMATIVE Is this a psy-Op? SHEEEP SHEEEP SHEEEEEEEEEP !!
This is such a mood. Ben Affleck's face on a kid riding a mechanical bull.
”To catch a predator " but you are reading old post of politicians and pundits currently trying to distance themselves from trump at them instead of text transcripts. Fuck your last ditch effort"career saving apology tour."
Got my bangs cut and my partner said I look like Shadow Heart lmao
Got home from dinner only to realize my outfit made me look like a Boo and my partner's outfit looked like something Luigi would wear. I only realized it after we stepped into a dark mailroom and they shone a flashlight. So I ran around the room from the flashlight lmao
Being a Mexican girly means you probably only found out you were never really attracted to white men later on as an adult and that your family just tricked you into thinking you were. "Para mejorar la raza" my ass.
The live action Snow White is funny because the villain that does a fake war, fascism and famine is played by an ex idf soldier.
Post lockdown, living in the US, feels like everyone decided we live like we are in a giant High School and constantly being subjected to corporate punishment. I bet it feels worse if you work a desk job.
Capitalism, the wealthy doing cannibalism with extra steps.
Entre Caníbales (Remasterizado 2007)
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Concept: A ghost. A ghost that makes the bottom of your feet itchy.