Ink & Bear

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I always thought lippy-smacky noises were an exaggerated thing when miming eating and not a thing anyone does for real, but today someone in the lunchroom has disabused me of that notion

making a bastard cherry crumble hobbled together from like 3 recipes and a few extra things at midnight-forty-five because I had cherries that needed using poor impulse control and absolutely cannot follow cooking instructions to the letter let's fuk it uppppp

This is a *fantastic* video that explains exactly WTF is going on with Taylor Farms and how tracing works TLDR: - they are responsible - the false positive was only on one of several samples - it’s difficult to test parasites - there may still be other sources - Taylor Farms is being shady AF

why can't miis have crushes on two people at once, instead Rupert over here switches back and forth between Jackie and Merina each time he gets rejected where is the INNER TURMOIL

if you're falling asleep and find yourself thinking "I'll go to bed when arbitrary amount of time passes" do not listen, that is the devil speaking, you will become wide awake before then and will not be sleepy ever again

always strange to witness anyone coming to an artist's personal art to complain "your experiences aren't universal" or "the world doesn't revolve around you." we're aware of that. my art does revolve around me, though. it is from my perspective and i made it for me. you should make some art for you.

there are chanterelles up earlier than usual out here and I can't go get them cause we're under heat advisory for the next 3-4 days I want my fancy delicious mushrooms but I also do not want to get heat stroke in 80% humidity with a big helping of feels-like-109°F if the woods with no breeze