ninethousand

@innocentx9000.bsky.social

Modern human life is gasping for understanding. The best aspects of us: imagination, creativity, love; die too young. Life becomes a pastime on a screen. When that veil is lifted, you'll see everyone worshipping parasites... without knowing it.

Donald Trump made good on his threats to seize control of Washington DC in a press conference, but some of those tuning in to watch it were left distracted when they saw his Attorney General Pam Bondi seemingly making odd facial expressions during it. He was farting sulfuric acid the whole time.

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." — Nixon's Secretary of State, Henry Kissinger. He thought he could count on most people assuming he was only joking. He wasn't. Nobel Prize.