My parotid gland is swollen again, which translates to me not eating that much because it hurts to eat. I was planning to order food today and the gods just decided I have to drink protein shake instead.
carla: yassified sisyphus
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De Ecuador pal mundo. Ser costeña es el 90% de mi personalidad. I find a lot of beauty and joy in the monotonous, which is just a pretentious way to say that I'm pretty fuckin boring. se habla español, a veces me hago la bilingüe she/they
How to force my friends to start a book club with me, Google I'm feeling lucky.
Wedding dress, wool brocaded with silk, England, 1837-8. Via LACMA.
hey gamers, if you like playing "Big Walk", you'll love "Going Outside With Your Friends"
Do not messe wyth writers. Thei are the kyndeste and meanest and weirdest folk on Earthe. Thei kan create a person yn a second, or make a partye be rememberid for two thousande years. Thei kan stitch and unstitch worldes. Thei give names to emociouns we do not yet understande. Odd people, mightye.
being a writer (or rather, having the need to write and express yourself) is also being content with the fact that at some point you'll feel a bit of an idiot, and that's okay
Was watching TikTok videos because I couldn't sleep and ended up finding out about the latest discourse where straight women don't want to date bi men and are disguising their homophobia into a «my body, my choice» rethoric. now I'm annoyed at people I didn't even know existed half an hour ago.
The other day while talking with some friends I told them jokes aside I don't like to label myself as neurodivergent. I grew up with my brother who was actually diagnosed and if I compare my lived experience to his, I didn't suffer as much and I feel it is almost unfair to take that away from him.
A client wanted me to create a company, but it made more economical sense to create it in January and not now and she told me she loved me and she wants to work with me forever but we'll see each other in January. Somehow I think I lost money but gained a client?
Me acaban de dar flashbacks de guerra de cuando me dijeron "ah, te gusta Gustavo Cerati? A ver, dime todos sus discos" en la vida real y de manera no irónica.
En 1950 Ray Bradbury publicó un poema titulado "There Will Come Soft Rains", que sucede el día de HOY, 4 de agosto de 2026, sobre una casa, no sus ocupantes, que ha sobrevivido a une explosión nuclear, para finalmente sucumbir al fuego. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...
There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury
The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…
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and the convention theyre creatively breaking? thats right, the geneva convention
Sadly the most millennial selfie I have taken in a while but I do look cute so.....
I wish there was a secret code to learn how to draw feet and hands because these things are hard af.
Salve oh patria mil veces oh patria Gloria a ti Gloria a ti
Chaparral Coyote@acute.dog · 2d agomamdani feeling the furry joy is the energy I need this Monday
today I got tired of existence but not in the depression way but in the it's really difficult to cohabitate a world where everyone is afraid of being hurt type of way.
this might be the first time since the obama campaign that a US politician managed to unify both the furries and the ecuadorians behind himself
Chaparral Coyote@acute.dog · 2d agomamdani feeling the furry joy is the energy I need this Monday
there are some moments in life when you are painfully reminded that people being older doesn't necessarily mean they have matured or evolved as a human being and it's sort of sad when that happens.
I was just reminded of hatoful boyfriend and I must play it again
I want my gender to be whatever lucy darling is doing.
Este es un recordatorio para que limpies el cajón de los cubiertos. En serio ¿hace cuanto que no limpias ese cajón de verdad?
I'm seeing this one guy and over the weekend I vaguely mentioned I'm 1.77 cm and he went like "you can't be that tall because I'm 1.78" and you're taller than me. lol, lmao even.
i suddenly had the idea of building my own astrology signs for pathfinder with specific characteristics for each sign and how they relate to each other somehow i keep saying to people im a neurotypical person
— Your hair looks really good today — Thank you, it hasn't been washed in three days :)))