todays song of the day this afternoon is "binasu" by kate nv
when i die i want at my funeral bag pipes and a huge two foot by three foot portrait of me like in cop tv shows
body odour is such an interesting thing i was just getting off the bus and was an intimate distance away from this other fella and he gave off a scent that was vividly reminiscent of a bathroom that has been recently used by an ovulating woman
got cat called by a guy wearing hi vis leaning out the passenger window of a grey pick up truck. the classics never go out of style
todays song of the day this afternoon is "nice place" by harry the nightgown
the proliferation of fantasy adjacent historical words in fiction and gaming has caused me great pain as i am constantly irked by people mispronouncing the ae in words as "ay" instead of "ee" while at the same time i am reluctant to pronounce them correctly because "eegis" and "preetor" sound stupid
an impressive feat that just came to mind is from several years ago at a bachelor party cottage weekend where we were asking a psychologist friend for his thoughts on meyers briggs. someone asked him to try to guess each of our types (we had all taken the test before) and he nailed every single one
wish there were more of those life hack i was today years old style claims where they say youre meant to dilute various drinks like cut water or gatorade. like "canned coke is meant to be mixed with water like they do at mcdonalds" or "its called half and half because you mix it 50/50 with water"
for what ever reason when ever i go on the discover part of on here i get almost entirely just posts that i already saw on my main time line plus 1) snarky america politics commentary and 2) people posting paintings and crediting a totally unrelated artist
is the whole bike scooter etc delivery person wearing winter gear in the summer a thing. is it actually smart to wear a down jacket and like big insulated gloves. i can pretend to believe that it insulates you from the heat but it feels like too much for me
talked to my doctor today. well a doctor not my doctor. and lets just say i might be able to get on some drugs if i play my cards right (i fill out some questionnaires and get blood work and seem like i really need drugs)
my new play list is maybe the worst ive made in a while. but they cant all be great
two separate lawyer friends of mine offered me an extra ticket to see the toronto tempo basket ball game this evening. if i had two nickels,
todays song of the day this morning is "hockey sur glace á l'italienne" by mondial toboggan
we got in a bunch of kids books at the store that for some reason compelled me to find magic cards that match them #mtg
back in like 2010 i tried to figure out like alternate chords to put over radioheads national anthem and since then its been stuck in my head so today i threw together a draft in garage band and this is it
national anthem with different chords over it
its just national anthem by radiohead but i put some stuff over it in garage band
soundcloud.com
over heard a customer talking about how a book has a "sherlock and john" dynamic. not sure how i feel about that. didnt realize one could be on a first name basis with those guys
theres this painter thats come to the store a few times and has given identical spiels about how he is an award winning painter and some one made a documentary about him. of course i looked it up and its the exact same purchased award thing. the documentary is a you tube video with like 20 views
a small selection of book titles that work as euphemisms for jacking off
was looking into this author that emailed us about selling her book and doing talks and she has these "awards" for her book on her web site. i dont understand how these people have so little shame. how can you not be embarrassed about purchasing six bogus awards let alone just one
