Would he be able to had made something that's able to harness the dark energy of space in the form of a small moose if he wasn't?
Is your muse tech savvy?
ЇT CАѪЄ FЯѲѪ ѲЦTЄЯ $PАCЄ!
@invadersmustdxe.bsky.social
"WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!" A Chaosverse Role-Parody account of the Irken Invader! EST and Minor-Friendly! > "I promised GIR the Header. Don't ask."
Would he be able to had made something that's able to harness the dark energy of space in the form of a small moose if he wasn't?
Is your muse tech savvy?
> "I should get ME a cult, it would make future plans of world domination more easy." It wouldn't go well, honesty. Take the Children of the Bright and Shining Saucer, for example.
> "Another pathetic human filth attempt at creating someone remotely capable of true power, of course.!"
❝...What’s a ‘Homelander’?❞
> "Ah-" [(Oh wait, I'm supposed to be acting human-)] > "I have no idea what you mean, I'm just a normal human worm baby.!"
"Yes, you're correct. Learning navy is totally worthless for, uh, a great conqueror like yourself." ...In truth, his blood BOILS to proclaim the supremacy of naval power, but he has to deceive evil people into neglecting their navy.
ZIM's too damn stubborn to take any bait, that's his ego for you.. GIR however... is as gullible as a child.
How naive is your muse?
> "I heard about this "Phoenixes" stuff, but I have little interest in puny defenses."
"[READER], do you understand navy?"
> "Couldn't be me to desire foolish human touch-smoop. My only desires are the appreciation from my Tallests!" ... when you say it like that, it sounds like a weird way wanting your parents to be proud of you...
"Guh. Why do I desire cuddles?"
Zim stares at the horse while the horse stares back. > "... I don't like the way this quadrupedal Hoof creature is staring at me."
He gestures to the horse. "Horse. Earth mammal, domesticated for racing and farm labor. In at least one alternate universe, they're cute anime girls instead."
> "Well, since I have nothing better to do, I guess I might as well start figuring out these, "Dark Worlds" I heard so much about.!'
> "... you know, this "coffee" substance isn't quite bad when you manage to nullify the acidic effect."
> "Who are these jacks, anyways? And why do they keep jumping?"
> "Yes, I witnessed that with the Pig Worms too many times to count..."
- "Hey, people can change their opinion you know! Ya ever heard of that?"
> "Ironic that you originally spited the weird cat being and now you're all "Smooshy Ploop" with her." 🕵️ {Being Zim is fun because I can just make up terms for words and I LOVE IT-)
- Okay, I'm gonna go try to ask her out if given the chance... 👉👈
> "I found out about glue." Intentionally leaving the part about how he bathed in paste.
huh?
> "I once flooded the entire planet to ensure victory over the Dib spawn."
welcome to the salty sptoon how tough are ya?
[#/ Wait, where's the school going?!?]
“Imagine going school.” 😏
> "Well, alright... my offer still stands if you want it!"
<"Ugh... quiet... I need some quiet if you all don't mind.">
> "... even I got a little tense when you said that and I have no idea what it is.!"
<"Ah, n-no, Ivo.. it's not happening yet.. thankfully.">
> "I can eradicate those puny humans for you they have things if interest!"
<"Oh god Oh god What am I gonna do-">
> "Is it possible to weaponize this "Green Virus" perhaps?"
> "After Operation Cyber Beasts succeeds, I would like to investigate more about these "Dark Fountains" and the worlds they've been rumored to create. It would be interesting to have a place where I can conspire away from prying eyes..."
🕵️ {Guess who got bored and decided to make themselves a ZIM-)
🕵️ {NO WAY I GOT A GIR TO MY ZIM NOW LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO)
> "Wait, kitchen appliances phases through stuff now?"
Uh actually It does.
> "Foolish humans believing their glory can last forever.! A mere scrub sponge doesn't phase me!" 🕵️{Absolute Greed vs Pure Stupidity, who will win?)
Yet your glory didn’t lead you to a Season 3. What, did SpongeBob SquarePants stole your attention as he made your planet watch his show?
> "I have no need of a figure! Those tiny human stink toys could never match up to the glory of ZIIIIIIM!!"
....It’s a figure of speech. You’ll learn soon enough.
> "FOOLISH CHEESE-SNIFFER! ZIM CANNOT BE BOUGHT! ... Buuuut if you're looking to buy someone I know a very annoying Human Filth-Fly that I know no one will miss-!"
I own Invader Zim