“Hey! Careful pointing at another spider! That bit has been done to death. I actually think it might be banned.”

“Sometimes I wonder how a complete nerd like me can have so many girlfriends. But then I remember all my relationships failed miserably so I guess it balances out”

“I think you need to change your glasses. Or your mirror.”

🕷𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑵𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 6d ago

She's staring at herself in the mirror... Her belly is back.. that familiar muffintop her new physique once got rid of. She can feel how weak she is now, how frail she is. "... I'm hideous.."

Lucky you. Most folks aren’t that lucky. Then again, most folks aren’t…shark girls.

𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕@jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 6d ago

Yeah, teeth grow back. ... I mean, for me they do.

Thank you. Thank you. Gotta keep practicing my quips. But that aside, Shark Tale…you doing okay?

𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕@jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 6d ago

ha ha, very funny.

…you gonna put that under your pillow for the shark fairy?

𝙍𝙄𝙋𝙅𝘼𝙒𝙕@jawzzoflife.bsky.social · 6d ago

spits out a tooth

“You say that. But you ever get the scarf caught on something? Or a villain grabs it and goes ‘Looks like I caught a spider!’ and then they choke you? …I definitely got experience with that”

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 6d ago

"At least I can get bundled up for when it get's REALLY cold..."

“I feel like I swung by on a very private conversation. I should leave”

“Hey guys, what’s WOAH”

Omni-Man hates me. But I think it’s because I dissed the moustache

It’s a miracle that people match with me. I think people just secretly really like Spiders. Or hate them. There is no in between

“Well, we got to give comfort when we come to rescue you and when we leave you in a safe place. You know. If you’re watching us leave.”

𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏@at-the-top.bsky.social · 3w ago

Time to talk about how hot a superhero's ass is.

According to the clickbait articles, I was caught eating a Chicago deep dish pizza in New York. I swear. It wasn’t what it looked like

// I have been tempted to have the face claim of Agent Spider to be the original face model of Insomniac Spider-Man. To continue the trend of “Almost Kind Of Sort Of Spider-Man” but I realize that with Agent Spider, literally anyone could be behind the mask.

he followed her, trying to walk as casually as possible to hide his ‘excitement’. But clearly failing. He whistles a tune, looking left to right, before entering the bathroom and webbing up an Out Of Order sign to the door

🕷𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑵𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Oh, I'm not waiting to go somewhere else, pal." Grabbing his hand, she basically drags him into the bathroom she'd been glancing at just a moment ago. All while... humming joyfully.

// still haunted by the Bugles ad and really happy that according to the YouTube comment section, I’m not the only one who remembered it having a Xenomorph. I’d say it’s a Mandela Effect thing, but nah. We all just misremembered it

That’s the thing about Xenomorphs. They can show up anywhere. Even in your ads for Bugles.

Vincent could feel his face getting redder under his mask. He cleared his throat, looking from left to right “I mean, we could. It doesn’t even have to be a bathroom. Hypothetically, I mean. I mean, if we are talking about the same thing. Which if we are I’m down. In more ways than one”

🕷𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑵𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Ehehehehe..~" Well that laugh was... fairly excitable. "Soooo... nothin' to stop me and you from, uh, you know.." Kayda Davis, known for... whatever it is she's doing.

“Not currently. I had a few in the past but…the classic Valet misfortune… …uh, long story short? Not currently.”

🕷𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑵𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 3w ago

"... Are you uh.. Are you in, like, a monogamous kind of thing or..?" Glancing at a nearby bathroom.

“Hey. At least I can actually do what a spider can. Can you fly?”

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙜@katiethefang.bsky.social · 3w ago

"... You're disgusting."

“Hell yeah we do.”

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙜@katiethefang.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Spiders... eat. Their. Mates!"

“Did you know bats can create small likes of their own poop and regularly pee on themselves?”

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙣𝙜@katiethefang.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Another Spider... Gross.."

“I’m not making any deals with Satan. Maybe that Darkblood guy though. He seems…chill. For a demon.”

“Probably leads to Spider Society hook ups. Not that I’ve personally witnessed it. Whenever those guys get together it’s usually business first. ……although come to think of it. There is always a really long line to the bathroom.”

🕷𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑵𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Eh, it does have to do with pheromones to a certain degree."

“Just call it being frisky. I’m pretty sure most of us have that one cat themed frenemy who… You know what? Nevermind. You guys probably get it.”

“I…is spider mating season real? Is that why the Spider-Society bans gatherings on certain times of the year?”

“Um…thanks? Deodorant, you know. Crime fighting can get a bit…um… …I…don’t think I have had a mating season thing. Unless you count that one time on top of the Brooklyn Bridge with my girlfriend. It was a heat of the moment thing… …wait, is this like that one lady with the pheremones?”

🕷𝑺𝒑𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓-𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝑵𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆🏳️‍⚧️@kaydadavis.bsky.social · 3w ago

"You heard me." Sniffing his shoulder. "... You smell nice." Run.

“Spider what season?”

“Don’t spit acid at her feet! Knowing how unlucky us spiders are with money, she could pay rent with photos of those.”

“Been trying to make a list of possible canon events. And redheads and cat girls are on there. …also an upside down kiss.”