“Imagine my surprise when I found this old uniform tucked away in my closet. It was from a time when I was looking for work… and, apparently, it still fits rather nicely. Though I seem to have filled it out a little better since then.” | #MarvelRP #DCRP #LewdRP #MVRP #OpenRP #NSFWRP |

“It’s been far too long since I’ve taken a real vacation, and the Fantastic Four are long overdue for one. Especially me. Being a MILF isn’t exactly an easy job, you know? take a little time off with me. I promise I’ll make it worth your while.” | #MarvelRP #DCRP #OpenRP #LewdRP #MVRP #NSFWRP |

“Mm. I’d appreciate that. He’s impressionable enough without learning… those from the people around him.” She smiled softly, folding her arms as she regarded him for a moment. “I’ll hold you to that promise.”

~ BILLY KID ~@b1llyk1d04.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Well that's good to hear, and that I totally agree with! Wouldn't want him to pick up these...."Phrases" from other people, so I'll do my best to make sure not to say any of those words around him! You have my word!" He said with an enthusiastic tone of voice, even though he has no mouth

“Well… I suppose you’re not wrong.” She shook her head, amused more than anything. “It’s a little late for me to be worrying about whether I associate myself with that label. From what I’ve gathered, other people decided that for me years ago.”

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · 4w ago

“But of course. I’ve been around you all for quite some time, so it’d be a tad uncouth if I wasn’t the tiniest bit considerate of you.” Even through the mask, it was quite clear he was smiling towards Sue while perched on the ledge. “It also makes sense because one doesn’t tend to associate +

“Well… if being called a MILF is everyone’s way of saying I’m mature and attractive, I’ll accept the compliment. But let’s keep that sort of vocabulary away from my son. I’d rather he learn his manners from the Fantastic Four than from the rest of society.”

~ BILLY KID ~@b1llyk1d04.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Hehe, no problem!" He said as he gave her a thumbs up while also giving her a wink with his glowing eye, and a soft chuckle. "Only saying the truth here, miss....?"

“That’s… actually very considerate of you.” She folded her arms loosely, looking both amused and embarrassed. “I can understand why some people use the term, but it isn’t something I’ve ever thought of myself as.”

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · 4w ago

For a moment, Peter put his index finger and thumb on his chin to think it over. “Not necessarily. There has been a part of me that has considered it because you are a very attractive woman, Sue, but never felt the need to call you a MILF. If that makes sense.”

“I still don’t think I’ll ever get used to hearing people call me that. It’s… a little embarrassing, honestly.” She glanced aside thoughtfully before looking back at him. “But… thank you. I appreciate that you meant it as a compliment.”

~ BILLY KID ~@b1llyk1d04.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Its probably cause of how beautiful you look, especially your physique! At least I think so....That is how I've heard from other friends of mine, like women getting more attractive when they're older or something like that..." Placed his hand on his chin as he wonders.

“Tell me, Spidey… all this fuss over a single word has me wondering. Have you ever called me a MILF when I wasn’t around?”

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Main thing is ensuring when we say the slang terms, that we don’t sound overly old. There’s only so many times I can get called a Boomer before it hits my pride, y’know? But I feel decently confident in our abilities to at least know what it means over anything else.”

“Then I’d say we’re both in good hands. Between Miles, Bailey, and everyone else determined to keep us on our toes, I don’t think we’ll fall too far behind. And I’d never turn down a little help from family, especially if it comes with a translation.”

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Luckily for both of us, I have Miles and Bailey to help me figure out the different slang terms that seem to crop out of nowhere. Always happy to relay it along to you, Sue. What’s family for if not explaining confusing jargon to one another and comparing notes along the way?”

“Maybe just a little. Though I like to think it isn’t that we’re out of touch so much as the world insists on changing the rules every other week. We’ll manage… even if I have to ask you what the latest phrase means now and then.”

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · 4w ago

“You’ll certainly hear no arguments from me in that regard. I’m barely outside of the age range for a lot of the slang, and it’s still rather difficult to keep track of. Even when I do, I still sound older than I am to the younger people. Are we getting out of touch, Sue?”

“You make a fair point. Slang can be surprisingly revealing, even if I don’t always keep up with all of it. I suppose I just prefer being a little more specific than lumping everyone into the same label.”

𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒆𝒓 [𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾]@thespidercaughtyou.bsky.social · 4w ago

“I would be mildly concerned that an archaeologist like yourself wouldn’t be tuned into modern slang since that can assist in learning more about the past and present. Also, it’s because people tend to use it as a catch all for older women.”

“Here I am praying for it. I’m glad knowing how great I look in another universe.”

𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑓@invisiblelusts.bsky.social · 4w ago

“Glad we agree, Sue. We’re going to look good for a loooong time.”

“No, you’re not wrong about that. Great minds do think alike, after all.”

𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑓@invisiblelusts.bsky.social · 4w ago

“I’ll take what we can get. It means we have a long time until we wrinkle.”

“Huh, guess it’s an issue in every timeline for us, Sue.”

𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑓@invisiblelusts.bsky.social · 4w ago

“You and me both. But being a “milf” isn’t too bad, if I say so myself.~ Kidding, just kidding.”

“Can someone explain why so many younger people keep calling me a MILF? Actually, no, don’t. I already know what it means. People seem so surprised that I do, as if becoming a mother suddenly means I stopped understanding modern slang.” | #MarvelRP #DCRP #MVRP #OpenRP #LewdRP #NsfwRP |

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