I'm getting so sick of Jacob hoarding the head of The Fucker™️. What do you even do with it man @jacobhn3.bsky.social

Carrying @jacobhn3.bsky.social to the hospital because he can’t stop crashing his car. sign guy please stop wreckin the billboard down the road from his house. Jacob hasn’t got the best eyesight and this is the fifth time this week he’s had to get his car repaired

If this sign guy messes up my festival one more time im losing it, man

Came to see a debate and witnessed a full-on fight. Sick #politics

Raven Brooks Banner@rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 2y ago

The debate has started and things seem to be really heating up as the Guest and Andrew have a heated debate on over who would be the better mayor!

@jacobhn3.bsky.social PLEASE give me my bricks back, man. that "blanket" you left me was an old burrito wrapper. that's sick, man. not in a good way

@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social pay up. also, thanks for finishing him off, @guesthn2.bsky.social turns out he's fairly explosion proof

Raven Brooks Banner@rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 2y ago

The (former) Mayor of Raven Brooks presumed dead after witnesses reported hearing explosions and screams in the forest after he entered it.

came back to the Banner's roof and my pile of bricks was gone. what the hell, man. not cool. who did this?

seven dollars is a LOT. my dude, Willy. vote Andrew, for sure

Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y ago

@randomrbcitizen.bsky.social dude I will literally give you 7$ if you vote for me.

does anyone know a decent place to stay in Raven Brooks? this journalist guy just blares shitty loud music all night, i can hear it from the roof. i've tried putting rocks in my ears but it won't drown out the noise. somebody, PLEASE

i’m not too sure that journalist dude knows i’m living on top of the news station yet

throwing rocks off the top of the news station to see if i can hit anyone, feel free to join in