You like women??

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I had to sleep with Lancer once for the Grail War, but I prefer women.

[The notebook is this month's performance review. He's doing real bad at communication.]

Hmm.

Lunchtime! [Walks away]

[Writes something down on her notebook with a red ballpoint pen.]

There wasn't sale on any swords.

[Oblivious] Huh, where did you get that, Archer?

[Walks off]

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

what was th

[Shaking her head sadly] He doesn't know

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

(peace sign for the camera.) I strive for two years.

[Gestures towards him] Our best employee of the month winner one year in a row.

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

(single sparkle next to his head to show some form of professional pride, despite the deadpan expression.)

He's now the equivalent of several maids.

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Keyword had. I'm now the equivalent of a maid.

Keyword had. I'm now the equivalent of a maid.

[Rich girl] We had a few maids.

Back from grocery :)

[grocery]

(he also knows rin's measurements, but he does not share out of politeness. of course coworkers know each other's measurements.)

[Delusional] Yeah. That's just because we work together. Of course I absorbed some details. Yep.

Wait, it's not weird that I know his measurements. He's my Servant. We even live together.

Great. I will bring this up again whenever it benefits me. Thank you for your cooperation.

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Sure, here you go. (his handwriting is surprisingly nice.)

Thanks! I put that in writing, can you sign here.

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

I believe Rin's best quality to be her strong sense of self, and the way it allows her to forge her own path.

She is lacking with how to handle modern technology, but the fact that she still persists in using it is admirable, even if she keeps breaking her new and expensive phones.

... she also has very nice hair. I enjoy brushing it.

I believe Rin's best quality to be her strong sense of self, and the way it allows her to forge her own path.

[Sits down at the table] Are you trying to distract me.

Archer@unlimitedbladewoks.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I baked some apple fritters, Rin.

[Fell for it again award x2]

Ah! Is that so! [Naked relief] W-Well, if he's been behaving himself for so long, no point in doubting him, then.

Nothing, nothing. Archer's been a reliable (chef) presence for some time, I'm sure he wouldn't do anything.

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