ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ
@ironfistedchef.bsky.social
A RP parody account of Jam Kuradoberi from Guilty Gear -Strive- Minors CAN interact, but with caution. Lolicon, Shotocon, Taboo, and similar stuff DNI!
"well, I must say, you may be blue, but all I'm seeing is green flags..." Usagi seems to cringe at that comment, and Jam shoots the rabbit a look. "Ignore him..."
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago"I have been told I am a relentless flirt." He smiled, enjoying her pleasure in the treatment. Interested or not, making her smile like this was simply too fun.
Jam squeals softly, covering her face with her other hand whilst giggling. "Ah, you can't- my, you're just as forward as me, aren'tcha?"
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo agoOn the contrary. After the shake pulled her hand in close to kiss the back of it softly. "I find myself enchanted, miss Jam."
"Oh, a gentleman, too!" Jam gladly shakes his hand, smiling widely. "An absolute pleasure, Kurt."
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago"Usagi and my friend have much in common." He leaned over and offered to take her hand. "Kurt. Kurt Wagner."
"D'awhhhh, you're just as sweet as you are handsome, mister. I'm Jam! And this little thing-" She picks up a white rabbit that was fitted with tiny gloves. Probably for sanitary reasons. "-is Usagi. He is...VERY hungry, all the time."
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago"The food is almost nearly half as appealing."
"I wouldn't be in business without it!" Said chili oil slides over to him from the cook, her smile only growing. "Your friend was quite a delight to serve, but you? You are an absolute joy to just look at, not just serve!"
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago"It is quite delicious. My friend was right to refer me to your stall." He had demolished the bao, and was busy now with the noodles. "So you happen to have any chili oil? I like it a bit spicy."
Divine indeed. It tasted like it was a gift from the heavens. "Good, no? Only the best dish from the best chef!"
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago"To be served such fragrant food by a beautiful woman who flatters me... I'm sure the taste vill be divine." And so he dug in with gusto and zeal!
"Ō, nǐ zhè mírén de xiǎo huàidàn! What can I say, a smart woman takes every chance she sees!" Jam slides some bau and noodles onto the counter, smiling widely at her costumer. "Now, eat up, yes?"
𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago"A discount? Pretty boy?" In the back of his mind, he began to connect the dots as to why Peter had recommended this place. Well, that and the smell - that alone would have drawn him in. "You are a savy Geschäftsfrau... Such flattery has me opening my wallet already."
"Getting real defensive! Spoken like someone too busy chasing love to enjoy good food!" what the fuck are you yapping about woman.
"Maybe you should 'want' some tasty food instead of being lusty in public! I got plenty of the former!"
Jam rested her forearms on the counter of her 'restaurant', aka just a glorified food stand. She already liked what she saw. "Nǐ hǎo! Come, come, have a dish! We have a discount for pretty boys such as yourself!"
a cartoon character with long hair and the word hang on her sleeves
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𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣-𝕄𝕒𝕟!@uncannyspiderman.bsky.social · 5mo ago@ironfistedchef.bsky.social --+-- “Allo? Guten tag?" The blue furred mutant slipped into the restaurant, all smiles and curiosity. "I vas recommended to come here by a friend...?"
"Not in the slightest! You can pay with money, or with your life should you try and dine and dash~!"
❄️ 𝓢𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝓦𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓮 ❄️@the-white-glutton.bsky.social · 5mo ago"Meals?" "Are they...free?"
"Oh, I'll be waiting with bated breath until he takes it away~!"
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo ago"You'll just have to wait to meet him!"
"I don't think they consider me one, but I do consider the yo-yo using bounty hunter a rival to my own bounty work."
ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs@roleplayquestions.bsky.social · 5mo agoDoes your muse have a rival?
She leans forward. "I'm listening...!" It would seem the word 'blue' has her thinking of someone already...
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo agoWait. An epiphany. "What if he's blue and suave beyond all human conception?"
"Thank you, spider-boy! You bring me pretty boy, and I cut your next tab in half!"
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo ago"Ah...okay. Gotcha." ["Ah man, the only blond guy I know is like... Evil."]
nico FUN FACT ABOUT JAM! She seems to have a thing for twinky blonde people in the games. One of her main character traits is the fat crush she had on Ky, even wanting him to be a maid at her restaurant. She also hit on Bridget before she transitioned. So yeah, she likes blondes.
"Preferably someone PRETTY and handsome! And blonde! And who has good taste in food!"
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo ago"Ah... Sure? Handsome... Got it. You want a Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Matchmaker? I can handle that..."
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ʙᴀᴏ ꜱᴀɪꜱʜɪɴꜱʜᴏᴜ@ironfistedchef.bsky.social · 5mo ago˜”*°•.˜”*°• ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴜᴅ, ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴍ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɢʀᴏᴡ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ, ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴅ ɪꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴛʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴀꜱ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ Qᴜɪᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ •°*”˜.•°*”˜
˜”*°•.˜”*°• ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴜᴅ, ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙʟᴏᴏᴍ ʙʏ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʏ ɪ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɢʀᴏᴡ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇ, ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ʜᴀʀᴅ ɪꜱ ʜᴀʀᴅ, ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴛʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴀꜱ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ Qᴜɪᴛ, ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴏᴋᴀʏ •°*”˜.•°*”˜
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"Coming up! You won't believe your mouth when you taste!" She slides a bowl of bao Iskra's way. "Go on, dig on in!"
Iskra: Rookie Maverick Hunter@risingrookie.bsky.social · 5mo agoI'm sure X won't mind if I use the company card for this~ Go ahead and give me whatever's best!
"My, how kind! Thank you very much, spider-boy! Oh, and if you have any handsome friends, be SURE to send them to me!"
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo agoA crisp twenty hits the table, along with another ten as a tip! "Heck yeah I will! This was so good!"
"Assuming you don't use world dollars, that would be...20 U.S dollar! Thank you very much for your patronage, and please recommend me to everyone you know!"
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo ago"It would be when I use my phone or a special card to pay but..." He begins patting down the near skin tight leotard... "I have some somewhere ..." A hidden pocket on the inside of his thigh reveals some cash. "What's the damage?"
"Well, CLEARLY you just haven't been in the areas where I serve my dishes enough! Lucky you, here I am, so dig right on in."
"I don't know of a currency called 'tap'. Is this different from dollars?" She eyes what little of his face she can see with the bottom of the mask up, before returning her focus to the method of payment.
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo ago"Yeah, you take tap?" Mouthful of bao, juice on his chin.
"Of course! I also hope you can pay the bill, also of course."
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo agoThe bottom of the mask came up, and he eagerly dug in. "Thanks! This looks incredible!"
"Of course, of course, anything for a valued costumer! Dig in, webby!"
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 5mo agoSalivating. ... "Uhhh thank you?"
