IsDJTalive

@isdjtalive.bsky.social

Answering the most important question of the modern age until that inevitable day that the answer changes

If asked to pick their Taylor Swift song for Trump, Stormy likely goes with Smallest Man Who Ever Lived while Natalie would lean more towards Ruin The Friendship. Me? Should've Said No. But today I have to say yes.

Strom Thurmond did it. Jesse Helms did it. Even Lindsey Graham did it. Many people are saying Mitch can do it faster than Trump. Big man, strong man, came up to me and said "Has it happened yet?" No. Not yet. He left, tears in his eyes, heartbroken.

Trump famously drinks an average of 12 cans of diet coke per day. That's 552mg of caffeine, well above the max rec of 400mg/daily Further, that's over a gallon per day 32 gallons per month or 410 gallons of taxpayer Diet Coke per year. So yes but maybe it's just the caffeine keeping the sludge going