Ishkur

@ishkur.bsky.social

I use big words so I sound more photosynthesis. mixcloud.com/Ishkur/ http://music.ishkur.com

His there a word for that paranoid itchy feeling you get when you think a mosquito is biting you but absolutely nothing is on your neck/arm/leg and you're just slapping at nothing?

When England plays France today please do not bring up the war. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one.

In the 8th circle of Hypocrites, Lindsey Graham is stuck in the mud with no arms or legs. Protruding out of his forehead is a large black penis, dangling just in front of his eyes. He longs to suck it but every time he tries it grows erect and away from him. It is forever his desire and his torment.

When producers send out new music. Regular person: OMG this track is so awesome! I love it! You're a genius! Me: Nice you used the bassline from Charles B - Lack of Love. Great oldskool Chicago acid tune.

I wonder if, back in Sumeria or whenever, people argued over this new invention called reading, how it can never replace the passion and persuasion of a master rhetorician, how something is lost in the words when there isn't a good storyteller there to tell them.

So for those of you keeping track, countries eliminated from the World Cup: Italy Germany Netherlands Countries not eliminated from the World Cup: Canada

After much deliberation, I'd like to officially announce my withdrawal from the Freedom 250 concert. I don't think Magats are interested in listening to a 12 hour psychedelic goacore set anyway.