i’ve developed an alter ego. she’s bad and mean. watch the f*ck out
beginning to get the feeling that some of my friends are very judgmental about my constant shrieking
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listening to rough mixes and yeah.. my album is pretty depressing 😎
the only improvement elon musk has made to twitter is the ability to fave your own posts without anyone knowing. god i wish i could do that on here
bothered. dehydrated. upset. swerving wildly into your lane. distracted. slowly dying
fyi. waze was founded by members of an elite israeli intelligence unit. i’m sure that’s in the past though and nowadays it’s just a horrible app
“which mic is best for rapping,” i ask my producer. she puts a stop to it immediately. but one day ill have the clout to make the record I want to make…
“it’s a fool who disbelieves in that which is not untrue” - voltaire
every time i write a song and listen back i’m like… jesus that’s sad
bill maher only gets away with his bullshit because of pretty privilege…
they tell kids in school these days “everyone is based.” i’m sorry but that’s just not true
one of the worst things i could imagine is if someone made an insulting sculpture of me. please never do this
money… precious money… the only thing in the world that matters to me…
elon musk… the “star man.” and yet he has so much work left to do on earth…
if michelangelo had access to suno, there would be music all over the ceiling of st. peter’s basilica ✌️
when considering transitioning, it’s important to ask oneself “what would Voltaire think”
we used to have bob hope, johnny cash, and steve jobs. all three have since passed away
my therapist spends every session relentlessly mocking me. “it’s what jerks need,” she says
all day long, my phone is ringing off the hook. directors - often calling directly from Hollywood, CA - personally trying to cast me in their movies. “isobel,” they plead, “please be in my film!” it’s almost too much to deal with! but not quite. please cast me in your films 🙏
i want to reveal the title of my album. but i don’t think any of you deserve that
i plan to release three perfect albums and then move onto another medium, like architecture