i use intentional arrogance to prevent me from doing bad habits. i am superior to people who gamble, smoke, and watch vertical videos. i will never do those things due to disgust. my belief is absolute, i will even sneer and look down even on trillionaire who does it

the cringe engagement farmer blue checkmark ragebaits for ad money vs the based schizo shitposter, posts to 0 viewers every day, laughs at their own jokes

the voices in my head didnt pay the rent this month. im sending the psychologist to evict them by making them not exist anymore

my smuggled tigers broke free and ate 400 people at the airport. are any animal control experts available? willing to pay $2 for each tiger captured alive

confidence is for normies. i prefer its evil twin: arrogance

what if we fight racism by having armed racial supremacy groups for every race, then have peace through mutually assured destruction, and do economic and social integration while still claiming to be racist, until we have a multi racial society that pretends to still be racist

truth social and bluesky should merge their websites. it would be really funny

i watch videos about crypto scams and sports betting and prediction markets so i can feel superior to people who are getting scammed 😈😈😈

they need to remove the shooting minigame from counter strike 2 to reduce install size so people can download and start gambling with unboxes faster

i cannot have my mind changed by the quantity of disagreement, only by the quality of it

new conspiracy: pro-education sentiment is so strong that post secondary institutions can spread propaganda unopposed because anyone who opposes it will look like an anti-education extremist. dont let their lies of delayed reward trick you, a delayed reward is a uncertain reward!

hey entertainment companies, hire me as an ai artist. my job is to take the blame if you get caught. you can be like "a rogue employee used ai. we are totally anti ai and punished the rogue employee"

troll someone to make them angry, then randomly compliment people who are rude to you to confuse them

phone companies release 7 models per year while console companies release 1 model every 7 years because phone companies cave to peer pressure and are too scared to slow down while console companies are self confident gigachads

straight men should run a psyop to convince straight women to ask out men. the psyop convinces women if they wait for men to ask, selection bias means they get the most aggressive and entitled men. the psyop appears benevolent but i just dont wanna take initiative or risk lol

the last trex was killed in 2002 by the UK. they recruited 75 year old british soldiers, who still remembered the british empire, to hunt it so they could relive the glory of the empire one last time. they covered it up because it would be awkward if conservationists found out

the slow scam for victims who are midwits: instead of stealing their money, grifters steal their time on social media for ad revenue by creating content that reinforces their preexisting beliefs

retweets be like

my boring conspiracy theory is that 4% of people are homeless even in rich countries. they arent even corrupting the data to hide the ugly truth, they're just dogshit at measuring it

do you think actual nazis hate ragebaiters and trolls who pretend to be nazis to anger people

no!!! we cant repeal the "kill 8000 random people a year" law. it would devastate the funeral industry and increase lifespan, putting a burden on our healthcare system. also, this law inspired the beloved "Lottery of Death" franchise which is worth billions of dollars!

i went on an incel forum and then a femcel forum. seeing extreme sexism from men and women actually makes me less sexist because it makes me realize we're not so different after all 🥰🥰🥰 we all just want to blame problems on some other group

the year is 2029. the first rogue ai has killed 2 million. the ceo of the ai company is about to be executed. he says he did it for humanity, and that the regulations that will be created in response will prevent the death of billions, and he doesnt mind being hated as he dies

1% of the time they should get the sports players and camera operators to swap jobs

i watched 9 youtube video essays describing 20 different types of oppression i should have experienced but i have only experienced 3 of them, and mildly. where can i experience these missing oppressions? i need to fill out the checklist

caring what people online think? stupid. realize 99.99% of people online have no power over you and their opinion doesnt matter? smart. caring what people online think, but only to deceive and manipulate? smartest. now buy my course for $600 to learn how to trick idiots

everyone who agrees with me is smart and everyone who disagrees with me is trolling because obviously no one would actually disagree with me

new conspiracy theory: visual novels are just a way to trick young people to read stories because its a video game (cool) instead of a book (boring)

im starting a new AI company that trains on all laws and helps lawyers find obscure laws they can sue people over. invest now!!!

you could be the first person to literally eat a billionaire. the world record is still up for grabs. you would be remembered for all time