when ur cat bites u they call it a love bite cuz they love to bite u
celeste ✨️
@its.celeste.baby
trance fairy 🧚♀️ pinball princess 👸🏼 sleepy in seattle full-time cat mom 🐈⬛️ stay at home wife 💍 bsky's cutest pizza-fluencer 🍕 ✨️ celeste ivy ✨ ⓘ this user is in low-interact mode
trying to figure out which seattle pinball bar has the best air filtration system this afternoon 🤔
annual block party is tonight again so of course i am treating it like the purge and engaging all security systems and avoiding all windows
celeste ✨️@its.celeste.baby · 12mo agodoes it make me more or less of a weirdo for not participating in the neighborhood block party happening literally right outside my house
the number of teenage "boys" from the old halo community i was in, who are now women, is far above the statistical norm
??? apparently you're supposed to change your oil more than once every 6 years ??? 🤯
celeste ✨️@its.celeste.baby · 23h agoma'am'd at the auto shop 😎
update: i ate the entire box of pepper jack cheez its and now i am left cheez-less
celeste ✨️@its.celeste.baby · 5d agoupdate: i ate the entire box and went back to the store to buy a box of pepper jack like god intended
girl slow down with me if we leave now, we can catch the last boat out and that's the best one
celeste ✨️@its.celeste.baby · last yr.it's been so long, it seems like I've never been to the San Juans can we go soon?
love mystery scratches and bruises on my body wonder what my outie been up to
no one laughs more at pre transition pictures of me than my wife who i have been with for nearly 14 years
at least the collections agency consistently called me miss ?????
