Enjoy the start of #manchesterpride weekend all. I’ll be here catching up on some reading and saving my energy for @folsomeurope.bsky.social
🌈 Burty
@itsburty.bsky.social
Trying my best to be a good boy. Oh, who am I kidding?! 👇🏻 Check out my side quests and subscribe to my Substack👇🏻 https://linktr.ee/itsBurty
Well I guess we know the emergency alert system works. Nearly 💩 myself!
I should probably stop getting dick-stracted and go to bed. Its a school night.
I promise I tried to record this with clothes on! 🤦♂️ 👉🏻 open.substack.com/pub/ermwhatw... 👈🏻 Whilst you catch up, there’s plenty more for me to share so I best get busy. Love, Burty x
Do you remember your first kiss? 💋 Read the full post now on substack💋 #firstkiss #firstlove #firstgaykiss #gaykiss #gayboy open.substack.com/pub/ermwhatw...
Do you remember your first kiss?
I may or may not accidentally have had my first kiss in a loo.
open.substack.com
My bums a teensy bit sore today from being violated by my bikes saddle on the weekend. Not necessarily in a bad way hahaha
When you’ve been having a Menty B (is that what the kids call it these days?) so with a bit of encouragement get on your bike and get some much needed fresh air. And a little wild foraging later we had ourselves some tasty homemade apple and blackberry jam 👅
I’m in my 40’s! Why am I like this?
🌈 Burty@itsburty.bsky.social · last mo.This morning I prepared a lunch for work that I definitely wouldn’t normally have. I need to eat healthier and as friends and family are aware I’m not great when it comes to eating my greens. (I blame Mrs Elms at primary school who gave me childhood PTSD over some carrots!)
This morning I prepared a lunch for work that I definitely wouldn’t normally have. I need to eat healthier and as friends and family are aware I’m not great when it comes to eating my greens. (I blame Mrs Elms at primary school who gave me childhood PTSD over some carrots!)
This is exactly what I needed this weekend! After a tense standoff this morning with a theatre ticket app we managed to get last minute tickets for Titanique Laughed so hard watching the incredibly talented cast bring the story of how Celine Dion survived the disaster to life 🤭
A few more suggestions that were made: Chains and whips ⛓️ Secrets 🤫 Toiletries 🧴 (Perhaps an odd place to have them in the living room but perhaps no odder than having all those chains and whips next to where your aunt might sit to enjoy a nice cuppa)
🌈 Burty@itsburty.bsky.social · last mo.Anyone got any other suggestions…
I bought a thing. No idea what to keep in it. But I wanted it so 🤷🏼♂️
The face of someone who doesn’t want to engage Office Boy mode today. Urgggggggggghhhh
When your friend thinks you being terrorised by gulls is amusing
The bugger came back for more!
🌈 Burty@itsburty.bsky.social · 2mo agoJust trying to enjoy the outdoor space
This heatwave is giving me major FOMO. I miss being by the sea 🌊
Found the one thing I’m consistently good at. Doing absolutely nothing. Take a sniff guys!
Here’s another clip from the archives of me enjoying outdoor activities with a short king. #chudai #cruising #outdoorsfun
Turns out I’m prolific when it comes to taking photos of my ass in mirrors 🤷🏼♂️
Talking of cruising, my deep dive into the bowels of my photo library dug up so much naughty fun. This one seems appropriate for the heatwave. I was in Gran Canaria and paid a visit to Basement Studios where I was enjoyed by this Bear 🐻
I fell down a rabbit hole this morning and started trawling through the photos on my phone. There are a lot of naked mirror selfies 🤷🏼♂️ No surprise. Will save them for another time. I also think thankfully I grew into my looks 🤔 #childhoodphoto #schoolphotos #schoolboy #gaykid #80skid
At this point even my fingernails and toenails are sweating. Thankfully my accommodations for the next few days come equipped with a fan 🥵 #scorching #hothothot #hotgay #heatwave #thirstygay (Literally! I need water. I’m parched)
