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it’s all happening (bad)

my housekeeper is coming in the morning bootcamp mode to teach the boiz how to properly fold their clothes & string a garbage bag so it isn’t loose & all the other stuff she kicks ass at. im so fucking pumped.

take aways from the odyssey are 1. i too have suffered from taking a shortcut that was not a shortcut 2. very thrilling watching big guys skiddadle back to a boat being chased by bigger guys 3. expected more siren activity but ok