nolen

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the internet can still be fun! https://onemillioncheckboxes.com • http://eieio.games • https://everyuuid.com • https://onemillionchessboards.com

i'm running a programming contest next week! we've spent the last few months thinking about how to make a fun contest in a world with agents. I think we've got a good answer :) Starts next friday. Give it a try! and mutuals dm if you wanna test or chat about this

ICFP Programming Contest 2026@icfpcontest.bsky.social · 3w ago

The ICFP programming contest is next week! This year's contest will focus on the little men running around inside your computer icfpcontest2026.com has everything you need to participate

screenshot from this year's ICFP programming contest. Full text:

How does a computer work?

As some of you likely know, inside your computer are millions (or even billions) of little men.

Those men are constantly dashing around to find and execute simple instructions. An instruction might, for example, tell a little man to add or subtract two numbers or send a message to another little man.

We call the set of instructions that a group of little men executes a program. The individual instructions of a program are simple, but a program's behavior can be surprisingly complex. Programs can solve difficult mathematical problems, simulate games, and communicate over long distances.

With enough time one could even write a program that simulates the behavior of a little man!

I'm speaking at my favorite event - Wordhack - next Thursday! I'm gonna show some unreleased work and talk about how the internet is good, actually. come by! say hi!

wordhack event poster. Nolen Royalty (me), Lizz Thabet, and Chiku Komiya are speaking. The event is hosted by Todd Anderson. It is Thursday June 18th from 7PM - 10PM at Wonderville (Brooklyn)

I am designing this year's ICFP programming contest! if you've got strong opinions on what makes a good programming contest I would love to chat. Bonus points if you've done the ICFP PC before. Or if you've got ideas about making a good contest in the age of agents!

I made yt-browse, a youtube channel search TUI Filter by date range, use regexes, order results by views/duration/date, find playlists, and ignore shorts. Everything is cached; search is instant after an initial load. it's like search, but for youtube github.com/nolenroyalty...

ssh is an obscure but widely-deployed command. It stands for Secure Snake Home and was made in the 90s to securely play snake online I made a massively multiplayer backend for it with support for thousands of concurrent snake players ssh snakes.run to join!

idea: captchas that are ~impossible for humans to solve serve them to bots that you suspect are using AI models to solve captchas. if they solve it successfully they fail the test.

unicode braille characters are 2x4 rectangles of dots where you can arbitrarily set any of the dots. That's 8x the pixels you normally get in the terminal! anyway here's a proof of concept terminal SVG renderer using unicode braille: