recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"
Haystacks
@itshaystacks.bsky.social
Probably has a spreadsheet open. Likes to talk about politics, strategy, romance, lies, dating, video games and numbers.
I'm due a reread of slaughterhouse 5, this is astonishingly good
"Sweet Man" Cam@malaiseforever.bsky.social · 10mo agoreading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
I have finally discovered the exact way I wish to be identified by men
SIDE BANGS@sidebangsmusic.com · 10mo agoI might need to put this all-star comment from YouTube in my bio: “I could look at her all day but I wish she would shut the hell up”
Not my home, but I know my way around
WaywardPython@waywardpython.bsky.social · 10mo agoNot my home, but I know my way around.
technology made allegedly for our convenience is stealing the joy of experience
Ellen Rose@icklenellierose.bsky.social · 10mo agoJust googled to check if a series finished before getting into it (I hate finding out a series got cancelled mid-watch), and google’s ai answer at the top just spoiled the ending hahahahahaha I hate ai so much
my only two braincells reviewing every skeet and text I sent last night featuring @tophbbq.bsky.social
my girlfriend did a really cute drawing of us and i am being a big homosexual about it
When I say straight women got enough shit to go through its not coz I don't love queer women, I LOVE queer women but queer women get to have other queer women and be gay together, whereas straight women really out here raw dogging life without any gay at all
it's opinions time saddle up why does england or any other cunt care about football it's so slow, nothing happens for 90 minutes and then it's probably a draw WE COULD WATCH ICE HOCKEY WHERE PEOPLE DANCE OR FIGHT DEPENDING ON THE MOOD AND EVERYONES ALWAYS SCROING
now grateful i didn have social media til i was past 30 but also coming to grips with how unberably cringe i am is HARD too sensitive to stop loving the people i interact with too autistic to know which ones it's appropriate to say that to
Beautiful news coming out of the Irish election. The Irish continue to show that they are consistently the best of us
Devastated to find I don't have a comedy answer, and in fact I'm just sexy Robert Pattinson Batman
mankrik's wife guy@byelacey.bsky.social · 3y agobringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season
Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.
Tidal issue #1: these two should NOT be next to each other. One night (soon), drunk Floff is gonna think "oh i like this song but it doesn't fit the playlist" and silly things will happen
No longer comfortable being a spotify user in the wake of its ICE ads. I cancelled my sub, today's job is finding a new platform. Tried Qobuz first (seems to have the highest pay per music stream?) but it's literally missing my favourite album of the year so that's out :/
tragic understatement, stimulate me dear god
Silly affirmation bot@sillyaffirmbot.bsky.social · 11mo agoI am not in my overstimulated era
I'm so tired of people in media (games, films, tv, all of it) getting just increasingly hotter and hotter, but sexuality becoming repressed and more hidden. one of the best things about the simpsons is that marge and homer are so into each other, so playful ALL the time. show me more of that!
i tried world of warcraft for about an hour, still don't get it. You don't like... make decisions in that game? So why do you, the player, need to be there?
I fucking hate any sort of financial tip on the Internet which is just like "have more money to spend"
