JAWN

@itshimbo.bsky.social

Hennessy Consumer/ 22/ WCU ‘23/ 2x Nattys NCWA/ we own the finish line -JB / waiting for my bf to get here/ Hellen Keller denier (ain’t no way)

I want someone to fursuit cuddle while watching the 3 hour Derek more plates more dates video of Derek explaining how Prime is not a Supraphysiological hydration beverage and should not be taken seriously

I made my dad listen to the Plankton AI cover of ‘the pot’ by Tool while he took a few edibles and had a shot of whiskey - I think I broke him

I’m just utterly drained from this internship. Awful hours and half pay - definitely not what I was told to look forward to from last year’s interns haha.

I really don’t know if I’m gonna want my account here to be as big as it is on Twitter. Like, what I post here is more of “hey it’s the actual dude” not the “haha we ball” shit I usually posted.

I think I’ve seen the fourth person on TikTok re-post one of my videos of me flipping someone and amassing 300,000+ likes. Do I need to start posting on that hellscape as well?