It’s Just Semenantics
@itsjustsemenantics.bsky.social
VERY GAY/NSFW 18+ 🏳️🌈 🔞 Dorky n’ sweet goober of a piggy Brooklyn faguette who grew up on John Waters & haunted houses. Chock full of Dad Jokes, Dad Strokes, and Dad Pokes for all Dad’s Blokes 🐷 I smirk a lot 📍Brooklyn
Defend your butt card *let it be known I am also ready to lay down these arms and allow my butt to be invaded
You could be stoned and watching documentaries about spooky stuff with me, bud
Good morning, friends! Go ahead—make this Thirsty Thursday a little less parched 💦
May today’s Hump Day be the Pump n’ Dump Day of your creams 💦
I feel like I’m caught in a gay delusional trap where I keep buying sexy thongs, jocks, harnesses, etc because I’ll fantasize about being in sexually-charged scenarios which call for THAT sexy thong, jock, harness, etc, but most of the times I am in those scenarios we just get naked quick anyhow 🤷🏻♂️
gotta point at it before I shoot so I know you’re paying attention #fcf
It’s Fat Cock Friday, Bud! Go ahead and show Dad what you’ve got for him 😈🍆 #FCF #FatCockFriday
Happy Hump Day, bud! Wanna get into my popcorn box? 🍆🍿
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body was tea
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite move that came out when you were 18 …
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Coach Thom@spark.fit · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what’s your favorite move that came out when you were 18 … (((HAVING A FULL MOMENT FOR WHEN I WAS 18 💀)))
Been horny allllllll weekend long and still goin’ strong 🐷
Just got back home 🏠 And would like to bone 🍆 But it’s so gosh darn smoky out 💨 So here I am in my phone 📱 Gettin’ in the Rush zone 😵💫 Strokin’ till my wiener shouts 💦