Probably not great that the Bears offense can easily move down the field, but then can’t gain 1 foot once they’re near the goal line
The self-Flandersization of Gus Johnson continues apace
"Drizzy Drake"?"
Dangerous Steeples was Sabbath’s best album with Dio
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
“You’re not an AI influencer, Pope. How many models do you run?”, I say Suddenly my vision snaps into view. I’m wearing a hair shirt, the harsh winter wind blows on my skin, and I’m supplicating myself to His Holiness Pope Gregory VII. I’m Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV outside Canossa.
Only on the Bake Off can you hear from the baker who’s dedicating his chocolate cookies to his pygmy goat who got asthma and died
The college group chat has begun to Remember Some 90s Baseball Guys. Current list of Guys Remembered: Mark Grace Glenallen Hill Pat Listach Delino DeShields Jay Bell Chris Sabo Jay Bell Jose Hernandez Ron Karkovice Carlos Baerga Terry Mulholland Paul Quantrill
Cool story Jed, you’ve only been in charge for 6 years
"We’re leaning on our defense too heavily, and I think overall, the overall quality of the pitching has to improve. That’s really the thing that, when I think about our offseason, when I think about seasons to come, [improving the pitching infrastructure] has to be the goal."
One day you’re young and vibrant, and the next day Reddit suggests you join the Chicago birding subreddit
Thomas and Alito: “Historically, ‘cruel and unusual’ only meant when the executioner took more than 5 swings with the axe. This obscure monograph from Restoration England is instructive…”
Press release I woke up to, on Christa Pike’s condition (sent 9/30 at 11:36pm ET)
Good thing they kept Taylor on the bench all series, can’t keep Happ out of the lineup
Since Jed took over as president of baseball operations in 2021, the Cubs are 492-480, and they’ve made the playoffs twice in those six years
Can’t wait to see half the lineup give up and PCA try to hit the ball to mars now
Chicago Cubs Base Ball soon
Lt Dan's Sad New Year's Eve
ALT: Lt Dan's Sad New Year's Eve
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New image demonstrating the subjective nature of human vision and perception just dropped
GOAT OR BIRD????
The cubs front office is a jobs program for over privileged, mediocre white guys
I imagine the Cubs pitch lab is just Carter blankly watching the players throw and saying “looks good”
The Cubs give up a couple quick home runs in the first inning, which means the offense will roll over all game
My take on the Choosin’ Texas discourse is that Mastodon’s new album is excellent