Years ago I was an associate at a regional firm with offices in Florida and a handful of other states. Every so often, someone would send a firm-wide email asking if “anyone was barred in x state.”
babe what’s wrong? You’ve hardly watched that random CLE on estate planning you need to keep your license
collateral estoppel feels like something you have to yell in court to use
me when it’s clear I don’t have the independent legal authority to
you can contract for dumb legal terms. like you can require a counterparty to call you “tony pepperoni” while you perform the work. who is going to stop you? a judge? not in this jurisdiction
taking a time machine to ancient greece to show homer the trojan horse popcorn bucket
RIFed a company full of magicians and they just disappeared
they told me at the ai native sea world that the whales ran out of tokens
they banned me from the ai native coffee shop because I kept telling them I couldn’t taste the RAM
my group chat with Lindsay and Mitch is really quite rn and I’m getting nervous
no, no, that’s not news you’re allowed to share in the middle of the night. we needed this platform fully online and ready to deliver. bring him back and let’s try this again in the morning
[law professor voice] I shot the sheriff, and that admission will be used against me
every day I learn of a new contract provision and the practical horrors that await if I don’t make it bleed red
you treat your clients like your girl and that’s why you don’t have either rn
If AI existed in the 90s, you’d get a 1000 free tokens for Claude from a box of Cheerios
best part of Toy Story 5 was when the toys make a deal with Iran
dadmaxxing at this ice cream parlor, asking to try a few flavors before making the big decision
mom can you pick me up? there are only AI bots here and they’re becoming hyper aware of their existence
no no we don’t use AI, we’re an artisanal law practice
a contract notice provision that requires certified mail to an office that closed in 2019. as god intended
why are you prompting AI? you should be looping. you’re looping? no you should be flexing the LLM. dude what you mean you’re flexing? you’re supposed to put Claude in 4th and then remove the clutch
if I was a food scientist, I’d constantly make “fruit of our labor” jokes
make my employees Sign pro-competes. Come at me guys. makes me hustle MORE
hey teacher my AI dog ate my homework! what do you mean the police are here
“But what if this happens” idk man it’s a contract not a crystal ball
they told me to take reverse PTO but that’s working for free and they got me again god dammit