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@itsmooooooooose.bsky.social
Just a small voice in the wilderness. An influencer with no influence. Sometimes ridiculous, sometimes serious. Sometimes both at the same time! Followed by @RepJackKimball!
I'm old enough to remember the tagline, "Where's the beef?" Now it's, "Where's the beef from?
What 8647 really means: The president's IQ is somewhere between 86 and 47.
What's the difference between the convicted felons in schtumpf's orbit and everyone else who isn't a convicted felon? . . . . . . . . . . . They just haven't been convicted yet.
There once was a fascist named Fine Whose face looked like a land mine It could be debated that it already detonated It's insulting pigs if you call him a swine.
I've heard of sleeping your way to the top, but I guess when that doesn't work out, sleeping to the bottom is your only option!
Sometimes you gotta break the rules! There once was a pedophile & rapist named Andrew Who is finally where he belongs-in a SHU He's drinking "poisoned" water 'Cause he raped someone's daughter If for no other reason, he belongs there because of the outfit he was wearing when he got arrested.
You want lunch at La Taqueria? You might want to bring a snack!
I'm 15 pages into what appears to be an excellent biography about Bo Belinsky. The first chapter is an interview with his mom, who grew up pretty poor in Trenton, New Jersey. She's hilarious!!
There once was a death that was scheduled And once again, only magats will be fooled They'll be shook to the core Come August 4 When since June the body's been cooled. #limerick
There once was a magat named Scott who said he talked to McConnell, but did not We all know Mitch died And on CNN Scott lied He should be fired on the spot. #limerick
It's been 105 degrees around here the last couple of days and I've had enough!
He's still dead. Have not seen a reputable source saying otherwise.
There once was a statement which read "Moscow Mitch McConnell's not dead" Accompanied by A photo with AI Less believable than anything Scott Jennings ever said #limerick
I've not been paying much attention to the news today. Is it true trump's dog died?
BROKEN NEWS (future edition, dated 2038) Mitch McConnell, approaching his 100th birthday, remains hospitalized after being taken there by ambulance in June 2026, filed to run for re-election. He informed Scott Jennings of his decision in a nearly 20 minute phone call yesterday.
I have confirmed that EVERYBODY has spoken to Mitch today. Not one person responded to say they didn't.
