Excited to say that as usual, I have picked the one day this summer to watch Hampshire being utter dogshite again. Every bastard year.

Keith Moon spent an afternoon playing football with me and then tried to buy me off my dad 👀. Marina Ogilvy asked me for my number. Rudest. Toss up between Danni Minogue(who told me to fuck off) and Anne Diamond.

mimij9.bsky.social@mimij9.bsky.social · 3w ago

Nicest celebrity you’ve met? Rudest celebrity you’ve met?

Dog has a funny way of telling me he doesn't want a walk #dogsofbluesky

I really want to be his mate

"Oh no, not Rod Liddle". Said no-one.

Every band who was ever good should have stopped after their 3trd or 4th album. It's all narcissistic wank after that. 8 years lads and gals and then hit the greatest hits tours and never record anything again.

a love that crushes with an iron fist@lighter.bsky.social · 3w ago

Post your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.

Nighty night, everyone \o/

Finally got my hands on this. Here we go...

Franco Erasi.

Afcb charging fans a fiver to watch a friendly and St Pauli allowing their fans to watch it free on YT pretty much sums up the PL

Absolutely buzzing for the local names in the food and nightlife arena to ask 'why can't this be backdated to April 2026?' www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cd...

Burnham announces 20% cut in business rates for pubs, clubs and music venues - live updates

The cut will take effect from April, saving the average pub about £1,100 in tax next year, No 10 says.

bbc.co.uk

Quite often see Jacob Rees Mogg waiting for the M2 to Poole. Clownshoe.

13 years since Real Madrid (h)

Mona Siddiqui's R4 thought for today should be required listening for everyone. The headloss and entitlement over here is as bad as over there. "The Minister for Green Shield stamps isn't someone I like 🤬🤬🤬". Fucking hell.

Local pub landlord has had a mare here

How come this utter gem passed me by until now? www.youtube.com/watch?v=9In-...

Paul Henry - Benny's Theme Crossroads

YouTube video by mig well

youtube.com

Are we really cryarsing over a banner?

It just occurred to me that it's now a straight fight between Cucarella and Simeone jr for a WC winners medal. The only hope is Big Donny finally loses what's left of his tiny mind and presses the BIG RED button

Well done Germany, if you can't win it, make sure the English don't 😂

Tommy Tuchel has absolutely fucked this. Coward's performance since the goal

Absolute dog shite this since the goal

Didn't have Edwina Currie on my scorecard as chief Farage botherer this week, but here we go

Haaland in the final stages of full blown AIDS > Larsen

Haaland off. Let's hope it's enough to keep him out for a couple of months

Orjan Nyland. Born in Norway, made at #afcb

Tuchel letting Rice play when he's clearly nowhere near fit is a war crime

Poor Ken Bates as well. No age that

Just been reading about Jayden Adams. Christ, that's tragic.

Chris Mason with his favourite photo of her, from her tinder profile