itsonlyzach
@itsonlyzach.bsky.social
Once David Sedaris told me I looked handsome and sad. An effete, strident, bicoastal (both sides of the Delaware River) queer. Same name on IG⬆️📸 He/him. 🏳️🌈
Of the many things I think about the Michigan primary, I will say that the very large polling error does not find me in what I would consider a state of good mental health ahead of midterms.
We should have known the decline of civilization was rapidly accelerating when she didn't win an Emmy for this role.
Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 22h ago
Astrology isn't for everyone, so this may not be for you, but Barack and Michelle are about as Leo/Capricorn a couple as you can be.
This season of Project Runway, I assume, has instructed everyone to give confessionals as if they were on Queen of Jordan.
Marvel movies are none of my business, & I love when people love things, but the worst part of any Marvel rollout is how everyone participates in the fiction that it's a miracle that the lead has undergone a miraculous body evolution that doesn't involve tons of free time, surplus dollars, and HGH.
Unfortunately working in public today, doing a little cool dad who would never golf cosplay.
I really want the Dems to take back the Senate, but after holding candlelight vigils for Sinema, even knowing she could end up the Susan Collins of the desert, and holding my breath for Fetterman, I'm not sure I have the emotional bandwidth to feign any positivity around Haley Stevens this year.
Sometimes if I'm running out of things to say to strangers in the course of my job and they ask me what I'm up to, I just say "hyrox," and they're always like: ok, cool. Note: I don't do anything hyrox-related.
Do we think Quinta already has the Lebron episode of Abbott Elementary already written or…?
Not my extremely dumb telenovela with a budget larger than many countries’ GDPs leaving me. This show is Bluey for me.
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2w ago‘The Morning Show’ will end with Season 5.
After being the world's only person unmoved by Shuggie Bain, I've really liked Douglas Stewart's other novels so much. John of John is another great read in his lane where everyone is a little bit gay and/or hopeless.
this is how dumb you sound, democrats, when you accept the absurd premise that this is an issue that you need to campaign on
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "We had transgender for everybody. Men in women's sports came ravaging through our cities."
For many months now I’ve been obsessed that my train has such a lesbian-coded NJ Human Services Dept advertisement for Naloxone.
Philadelphians are already announcing they’re running for City Council next year without checking in on my emotional bandwidth. Babes, please let us get through Labor Day or even midterms!
Jason Collins, the first openly gay NBA player, who died of brain cancer at 47, was the recipient of the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage at the 2026 ESPYS. Here is the video essay (narrated by Colman Domingo) and the speech from his twin brother, Jarron Collins ❤️😭
Jarron Collins gives a touching speech about his brother Jason Collins | 2026 ESPYS
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Me walking by 12th and Locust in Philadelphia at least once a week.
Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2w agoThis video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
In a political era when we’ve been preached the opposite, the World Cup reminded us what we've always known: we're at our best when we bring together and honor diverse cultures, celebrate the contributions of immigrants, and allow ourselves to be inspired by those that are different than us.
Donny really tried to stay in the shot as long as possible.
Viva España! Finally those ugly blokes catch a break and win at something in life.
Unfortunately that Airbnb commercial about why the world is better when we mix cultures is the best of the World Cup cycle and makes me tear up sometimes!
ACAB incudes refs, but damn, we got a hot one for the final.
Meanwhile an actual threat to women just won Roland Garros.
Ben Rothenberg@benrothenberg.bsky.social · 2w agoBreaking news story at Bounces: Following cultural momentum around anti-trans pushes in sports, the WTA has enacted a new policy that will require *all* players to undergo genetic sex testing in order to continue playing on WTA Tour. Read at Bounces: www.benrothenberg.com/p/wta-requir...