totes and bags i sewed for my friends birthdays 🥰
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Sexy Neighbourhood Ginger, Gardening Goblin 🪴
it’s been a hot minute since I actually took a selfie and was wearing makeup
honestly being on an allotment committee is no joke, this woman is insane. I’ve been on the phone with the council for days because of her, we have so many health and safety concerns that have turned into emergencies bc she won’t give up our associatations email/mailbox for me to do my role 😂
sexy garden lady@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · last mo.there’s been SO much drama at my allotment, I’m on the committee so I have the juicy intel but I’m now also part of a coup so to speak and it’s the juiciest goss ever. It’s keep me so rejuvenated just watching sad power hungry little fucks getting absolutely roasted.
Currently watching something on prime and I got hit with an ad of 5 minutes and now 6 fucking minutes ?! The hell is going on
a colour harvest this morning, my fridge is overflowing the heck am i gonna do
update: I’m about to ruin someone’s day and it’s not even 9am
sexy garden lady@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · last mo.there’s been SO much drama at my allotment, I’m on the committee so I have the juicy intel but I’m now also part of a coup so to speak and it’s the juiciest goss ever. It’s keep me so rejuvenated just watching sad power hungry little fucks getting absolutely roasted.
there’s been SO much drama at my allotment, I’m on the committee so I have the juicy intel but I’m now also part of a coup so to speak and it’s the juiciest goss ever. It’s keep me so rejuvenated just watching sad power hungry little fucks getting absolutely roasted.
Sneezed 3 time and pulled a muscle in my back, lads 30s isn’t what I thought it was gonna be Only reason it happened is bc I have broken ribs and was trying to avoid sneezing in a way that would’ve hurt me and ended up hurting myself anyway
I’ve started telling men their fly is down when they stare at me for extended periods of time while walking toward me I don’t know why it’s so funny watching them panic trying to find the zip when it’s already zipped up.
todays fortune cookie a man in flared low cut jeans with a visible boxer waistband and top too small for him will ruin your life today
it has been a very shitty two days since, I haven’t huffed a flower or sunk my hands in dirt I can feel the serotonin leaving my body. out of sheer boredom i cut my fringe and will be hiding from the general public for 6 months now x
sexy garden lady@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2mo agoconfirmed broken rib and one below it fractured, elbow bone chipped and potential implant rupture 😑 I’m not allowed to garden for 6-8 weeks just as I’ve taken on a new plot …..
confirmed broken rib and one below it fractured, elbow bone chipped and potential implant rupture 😑 I’m not allowed to garden for 6-8 weeks just as I’ve taken on a new plot …..
sexy garden lady@itssamanthaaaa.bsky.social · 2mo agoWell think I’ve broke my ribs because some asshole wasn’t watching where he was going and forced me onto the pavement, it was raining heavily and my wheel slipped on the curb and which my ribs hit on the way down this feels similar to when I got my boobs done, can’t engage my torso at all rn
Well think I’ve broke my ribs because some asshole wasn’t watching where he was going and forced me onto the pavement, it was raining heavily and my wheel slipped on the curb and which my ribs hit on the way down this feels similar to when I got my boobs done, can’t engage my torso at all rn
a painful story i left this plane of existence and consulted my ancestors on how to react, i gasped and recoiled on the cold pavement
lmao there’s a vigil for Ann Widdecombe right outside my window, should i throw cat shit at them ?
posing with my garlic harvest the way men do with fish 🧄
this bunny has been trying to become friends with these swans babies for a few days and they keep chasing him away so he just sits at a distance chewing grass 🥹
on facetime to my auntie, i’m in the scud, titties out, this heatwave is going to FUCKING kill me anyways i’m doing some laundry while we are chatting and it kept cutting off. apparently FaceTime has an anti nudity thing now? FREE THE TIDDIES
i had fun screaming at bald nazis in town today, lost my voice however