Ivy
@ivydeadlock.bsky.social
I am a gargoyle lookin to protect the people I love!
Deadlock clicked because its a Barbershop Quartett so please just shut up and let them do their magic, clicking and snapping is what they do!
Krill@mo-n-krill.bsky.social · 2y agoDeadlock clicked when I saw it as a waifu fps, not a 5 michelin star resteraunt.
I was found by archeoligists in a goon cave that was 3 morbillion years old, and turned my ass into a gargoyle Just some lore
There is a fucking bird that comes around every monday to my daily GARGOYLIN spot and just shits on me, I fucking hate that bird so today I bought a cartoonishly large hammer and when it when it was time I tried to hit it with the hammer but it dodged said meep and and rapid fire shit on me. Fuck
I come home afraid every night that I might find someone in my closet, but all I find is myself.
The urge to just post "out here eating my sludge, my slime, goobing it up in here like a goober" is so fucking strong, like what does that even mean, this isn't a normal human sentence.
would You guys forgive me if i dumped about my deadlock insanity here.... twitters unsafe now
@profdynamo.bsky.social Hello fellow professor! I notice that you have a striking resemblance to me, are we related in some way?
I hear that people have been thinking I am an ai, and while I have no idea what that is, I am here to disprove that! Penis, shit fart, penis