Someone bought me a shot at the bar tonight and it was FIREBALL. I didn’t know we were still doing that 😩

I’ve had a couple people reach out recently to say they’ve been thinking about booking me for years and to that I say- don’t wait. It’s chance I’m still doing this. I love this job but there are so many reasons not to do it (the economy, risks, politics, my health, instability, etc). Now’s the time.

That’s why my ass is so fat. It’s full of secrets 😉

Someone needs to tell my bank account that the amount I spend on coffee doesn’t count if I’m supporting local businesses

The rumors are true! I’m back and hotter than ever 💋 I’m returning from my hiatus on Nov 9th and already pre-booking for the rest of the year. Check out my website for some new policies and rates before reaching out (and for a few fun additions to the gallery too 😘) ivydelacourte.com

Can someone scroll through the tryst search for Austin and tell me what page my ad is on? 🤔

For those curious about my rate change: I am aware what I bring to the table looks-, skill-, personality-, experience-wise. I am realistic but I know my own worth. I have also tracked my local market I mainly work in since I started doing this job 11 yrs ago. Things have changed a lot since then.

The rumors are true! I’m back and hotter than ever 💋 I’m returning from my hiatus on Nov 9th and already pre-booking for the rest of the year. Check out my website for some new policies and rates before reaching out (and for a few fun additions to the gallery too 😘) ivydelacourte.com

Y’all are not ready for the photos I took today

Happy best week of weather in Austin to everyone who celebrates ☀️

Hi everyone! I’m looking for a photographer in the Austin area to work with for an updated ad photo shoot. If any girls can recommend a (professional) photographer they personally have experience with please send their contact info my way! Thanks 😘

Friendly reminder on this Monday afternoon- if you see a sex worker out in the wild it’s because we are people who exist in the world and not because the universe sent you a sign that you should introduce yourself, watch them, intrude on their personal time, etc. Discretion is key.

Maybe one day I’ll post a pic that isn’t a mirror selfie again but not today

Sundays are for the gym, lunch, and fun 🌅

Can you tell I just woke up? 😝

Thinking about where I might want to tour in the next year. Please sell me on your city (US only) by telling me the dumbest (affectionately), most kitschy, touristy, earnest, tacky thing it has to offer. (think themed restaurants and roadside attractions)

Rainforest Cafe Eddy Burback

ALT: Rainforest Cafe Eddy Burback

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Back in the gym working on my fitness 💪

Thinking about where I want to go on dinner dates in the fall…

I’m excited to get back to some parts of my life. I’m focusing on enjoying myself, pivoting where I can, and trying not to let the stress of a loss of income control everything right now.

I’m able to return to a lot of parts of my life starting this week but unfortunately I’m not cleared for sex and might not be for another two months.

I appreciate people who have reached out asking if I will be back to work soon and if they can pre-book. Unfortunately, healing is taking longer than expected. I’ll post here as soon as I have a return date.

Still staying inside from the heat. Walking on my walking pad and staying hydrated has me feeling like a hamster in a cage

Energetic Hamster Running in Wheel

ALT: Energetic Hamster Running in Wheel

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A little throwback. I think these boots will be coming out more in the fall 🍂

I’ve been quiet on here because I’ve been having some pretty not sexy things going re: surgery recovery but know that I’m still around and itching to see people again

Got a notice I hadn’t logged into an ad site in 30 days 😭😭 I miss working

Yesterday ended up being a day of things I didn’t know could go wrong. My AC, my dishwasher, and my computer charger are broken. I dropped and broke a plate I couldn’t clean up because I had surgery recently. I have an infection related to said surgery. And I looked out the window to see my car…

I woke up to a broken AC this morning and it is HOT 🥵 I’m really having quite a day already

Does anyone want to cash app or amazon gift card me for a macbook charger? My walking pad ate mine 😩

Relaxing

Considering doing a big ole tour when I’m done recovering because it’s only been two weeks and I’m going stir crazy