I have a confession, but I’m sure you all know I hate absolutely no rhythm.

Only bad bitches know what I’m about to do

Cooking, drinking, and ITS OLD SCHOOL FRIDAY

Sorry yall. I broke the internet.

Lord I hope I didn’t delete anything important.

Deleted 6k emails in my personal to get a fresh start. Whew

Good morning black kings Cleveland Steamers available now

I want to let you all know how hard it’s been for me to find an over-the-range microwave asdfghjkl

Should I go and get Waffle House or eat a sandwich in my kitchen? 😩

I need a box fan real bad 😩 Im missing this black household staple

Anyone else watching Jujutsu Kaisen?

My remote is ALWAYS growing legs. Good grief

Bring on the phone the whole time you’re with your loved one is not spending quality time together.

Going to Cali with bae next month

Yall remember when Kim talked about trademarking kimonos & LeBron talked about trademarking Taco Tuesday?

What’s everyone doing? How was your Tuesday? Anyone made tacos?

So I went in and they said I had nothing on file. The damn circuit clerk didn’t put my shit in. I have to go back next month. Atp, yall wasting my time. Make them charges disappear luv

Get my bail ready. Teehee

When I played football my sophomore year of high school in ‘13. Worse decision of my life

I am selfish, but only because I don’t have any kids

Great D8 yesterday 🥰

Posted this on FB and my sister said, “I’ve never seen someone chew so fast”

Had the best pizzabiria yesterday

All I get is nut, nut, nuts

Good morning to the bottoms only

Good morning to the tops only

Who grew up in a neighborhood that had a candy lady, a slushie lady, and the moonshine man?

People are sad about 9/11, but don’t gaf about slavery and want us to forget

About to watch Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow.