Saka took 90 seconds to sub off, and there were 2 goals (one of which had a VAR check). How are there only 2 mins of stoppage time? #BAYARS
Raising a tequila to my old dear friend Tina, who I've just found out has left us. Go well Tina, see you at a party on the other side.
Too early to say Madueke is rubbish? He's lost the ball 4 times in the first 4 minutes. #ARSLIL
What were the transfer fees for Haaland and Cherki again? Low were they? Suspiciously low? #LIVMCI
Romero left Spurs in the summer so they didn't have a walking red card on the pitch. Bentancur - Hold my beer
Watching "Kill Jackie" on amazon prime and it took me two full episodes to realise that the weasel character was Julian Barratt from the Mighty Boosh! I must be slipping in my old age!
Looks like I'm solo-gigging tonight as my buddy has flaked out on me. Anyone fancy a ticket to see Cake tonight at the roundhouse?
It's been Too Bastard Hot for five months now, will the sun ever just fuck off?!
On what planet is that a Kane goal? Cucurella completely changed the direction of the ball! #ENGESP
It's awful what happened to Andy Carroll, and good on him for speaking out about it. Also, Andy Carroll is fucking huge, and as the news report says he "threw the man out of the house, before knocking him unconscious as he tried to return". What did the abuser expect to happen??
He's only sixteen, He's only sixteeeeen! How shit must you be? He's only sixteen! #IPSARS
Looks like I'm still too poor to go to Knebworth. I just can't justify £200 per ticket, plus the faff of getting to Stevenage and back, plus any drinks and any souvenirs, for a single night out. Oasis, I love you, but you aren't that good.
WeeMan@j-ross.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis was "my" Oasis album. I liked Definitely Maybe, loved What's the Story, but was too young (and too poor) to have gone to Knebworth. Be Here Now came out when I was 16 and my god I played the shit out of it. I listened to it recently and still remembered pretty much every word. It's a banger.
Homer's brain - "Now look sad and say d'oh" Homer, sadly - "D'oh"
Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social · 2mo agoQuestion of the day! What is the funniest single line in Simpsons history?
It's not an elbow, but Ballard knew *exactly* what he was doing #SUNARS
