#humpday: the motion picture edition 🎬

#humpday

Tryna convince my, currently, mildly depressed brain that I don’t actually hate what I see in the mirror at the moment ✨

Shiny new dog boy accessory ✨

Weird tan lines be damned

Does this cock ring make my bulge look big? 👀

Queer powers restor’d 🔵🟢

Edged too close to the sun yesterday 😩 #fcf

Thank you so much to @jacko.dog for allowing me to rate this spicy shot! An amazing piece of meat framed with a vibrant pic! 🥵 This is what you receive when you get rated! If you're interested in submitting a pic, check out the last slide for all the details! Professional! Private! Personalized!

Happy #humpday, taking post workout nudes in a busy locker room is difficult but I managed 🙂‍↕️

One more from this set for #humpday 🍑

This. A few people on Instagram exclusively send me nudes with “View once” enabled and you really think I’m retaining any of that with my ADHD-riddled, lack-of-object-permanence brain..?

Day@daybear.bsky.social · last wk.

I hate Snapchat cuz I can never respect the cowardice inherent in transient nudes

Rare that this happens! Fun when I catch it on camera though 💦

I know I’m a good boy, how about you? 🐶

A while back @thewyrdboy.bsky.social asked me to recreate a picture I took back in 2023. While I didn’t manage a 1:1 copy, I think the modern version holds up alright 🐶

You never can quite be sure what your neighbour is up to in the cubicles in a public toilet 😗🎶

Heard you like it wet and furry…

Yeaaah, I guess I can lean back so you can take a closer look.. 👀

Something catch your eye? 👀

Continuing a, now, long-held tradition of naked bath time selfies in my parents’ bathroom mirror ✨

At a wedding, but the toilet cubicles are tiny so this is as spicy as youre gonna get ✨

How’re people tagging other people by their profile title rather than their handle..? I’ve seen a bunch of people doing it but no information on how 👀

Should be your hands in these gloves 🥴 #fcf

#fcf but with a rubbery twist ⚫️

Friday breakfast courtesy of @jacko.dog 👅

Gym locker room was empty so I took the opportunity to actually use the selfie mirror for once ✌️

Stealing @jacko.dog’s fancy lights to take a last second #humpday pic Also I hit the 1k milestone yesterday woooo me (and thank you) I would post something exciting to celebrate but I’m a very lazy 🐶

If you could smell what I smell you’d be drooling, too 🤤

Brain off. Tongue out. Hands on.

So… you caught me… what’re you gonna do next? 🤨