If I were a mother, I would absolutely smoke inside the car while driving my kids to wherever needs be. Windows up.

Who wants to receive unsolicited, overt nudes from me?

Just realized that, for my entire lifetime thus far, there has been a curiosity shop in my lil' hometown, owned and run by some elderly witches, who also do tarot/palm readings and dream interpretation.

No thoughts, just arch.

Wishing everyone a heavy bulge today.

My eyes are blue, if you didn't already notice.

All I want rn, is for a man to bury his face in my butt. That's all. Why is it so hard to find a man to do that.

I've been in the mountains. In case you were wondering.

My small hometown beach is steadily becoming sluttier and more gay every year. Each summer I see more and more men in speedos. Today there was a ripped dude in a swim thong accompanied by his fag hag.

Good morning chat.

Had a dream last night in which I was having dinner with Terence Stamp in my parents' garden.

Feeling thicker

Should I go to Chicago market days?

The short shorts in question. And no, I'm not wearing any panties.

Jack Pine@jackpinetwunk.bsky.social · 4w ago

Nothing gives me greater pleasure than to strut around town in my lil' gay short shorts.

Nothing gives me greater pleasure than to strut around town in my lil' gay short shorts.

The water's nice.

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Going to gay bars by myself tonight.

What's up?

🌙 Night pretty people. 🦉

'xplorin' along the Lac Michigan shoreline.

I wanna play with a cute boy's butt tonight.

Stormy outside today. Why don't you come over and hang out, with your buns out, and gossip about boys.

🍑

Feelin' pretty.

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