He fought a $70 Million dollar senate campaign, and WON while also having a spoiler in the race. That victory by itself is huge. The fact he also managed a victory outside the instant recount margin is also huge. Ya'll are just looking for any excuse to sulk.

Politico@politico.com · 11h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

Im going to attest that Amendment 4 was so fucking confusing to read despite our plain language laws. Think I voted against it on that basis alone. Experience tells me if so can’t figure out it’s purpose, it’s not a good law that does good things

Stephen Wolf@stephenwolf.bsky.social · 18h ago

Republican power grabs in Kansas and Missouri are going down in flames with 18-25% of votes reported so far. Missouri's Amendment 4 aimed to make citizen-initiated constitutional amendments practically impossible. Kansas' Amendment 1 was designed to flip the state Supreme Court to ban abortion

I’m not an expert in politics, but I think the best sign that you have a better chance at winning elections is getting more votes than the other person.

Asking us to make it make sense because they have the worldly awareness of a child

Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · yesterday

Mamdani’s grocery delusion

Man, I don’t know, Hank messed up, but then he fessed up and gave us a plan on how he plans to correct his mistake, and my beliefs are all about giving humans grace. Glad to see you healing Mr. Green

Ya, the dog licks his own asshole, O’Mars.

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 22h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

I’m pretty sure I learned about a whole political movement that thought that a religious groups inherent nature made them incompatible with polite society. Do you Nazi where I’m going here, Walsh?

Why on earth are all of you people fascinated by this tedious moron? The fact that things are less expensive for people with the buy-in capital to invest in higher quality or bulk material is so obvious that the point of the Boots Theory is to make a joke about how obvious it is.

katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterday

okay now he's gone too far

I am so glad of the very few individual channels I patron, dropout is one of them.

Dropout@dropout.tv · yesterday

Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social

Hey #Dnd sky! What is a weird ruling at your table, that’s not exactly a home rule, but something you find you have to warn players before joining about? Here’s mine: my party can go long whiles between long rests. This isn’t a gritty realism thing, I just like multiple encounters

FUCK YA! Found a play I’ve never seen before in the library. Gonna sit down and read it.

That’s kinda like saying you should rip out the foundation and frame of your house and hold it up using magnets or some shit

Max Kennerly@maxkennerly.bsky.social · 2d ago

The richest person in the world, an avowed white supremacist, today again posted "the next step is getting rid of 'source code' entirely and just making an efficient binary directly with AI" because he has no idea how anything works, not even the basics of industries he is in.

Finally the truth has come to light. The Morton Salt Girl is an outer god from beyond the veil of time and space. A great old one of incomprehensible powershell and might. We have captured but a small essence of her and use her to sell salt

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

Remember that fqscists don’t believe in the law, they don’t believe in order, they believe in control and there is no amount of law that will protect you against that. The only thing to do is to protect yourself and your neighbors

Tom Joscelyn@tomjoscelyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

“In recent months, ICE has deployed a round-the-clock digital dragnet to scour the public internet—from Facebook to Instagram to X—for speech that could endanger the agency’s mission.” Speech. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

It is an Iron Law of Internet discourse that anyone who evokes 1984 is both a) hysterical and b) has never read 1984

Minneapolis is better in summer@nicksb.bsky.social · 2d ago

They want 2+2 to equal 5. We’re not in 1984, yet.

I don’t have any drafts, I post it all because I’m not a coward.

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

They hate democracy so fucking much, oh my god.

A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · 2d ago

You guys, nominating the person who earned the most votes is now an “ideological purity test.”

And... my taxes are better served going into the pockets of the President's crony's? Like what's the argument here, that my taxes shouldn't go to bettering my community?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

It is crazy how just normalized Islamophobia is. Because this is Nazi "Jewish Puppet Master Poster" level of shit.

Yeah, I’d do that too if I knew my lifes only purpose was to deliver packages for Amazon

Lauren McKenzie@themckenziest.gay · 3d ago

Hopecore

Again, I fear a MeRS outbreak now more than ever, because morons like RFK will recommend we boof Clorox and millions will die

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?

Hell ya, my time has risen! It’s finally my moment!

wint@dril.bsky.social · 3d ago

It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self

The dancing Sikh man is what genuinely sells it, my man’s having a blast.

TW@twesq.bsky.social · 4d ago

This goes hard

Ok, I don’t want to agree with the Zionists on anything… but. AIPAC has never donated to Jeremy’s campaign. He has some Israel aligned donors and that’s a problem, but it feels weird to call him “AIPAC” powered when he doesn’t have AIPAC money.

Those kids were the most vulnerable, because it’s likely they didn’t have the same access to healthcare, which could be lifesaving in the event of say, cardiovascular infection. So please, spare me the bullshit handwringing you fucking goober

Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 5d ago

There are working class and vulnerable kids who will never have the life they should have had because of school closures. Let’s address that too, shall we?

Lately I’ve been getting into Pubity Foods, which is high order non AI, classic slop. And I would do anything to protect Andy, this charming old British homosexual. I love him dearly.

Men vs Women Try Each Others Weird Food Combos

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My guiltiest of guilty pleasures: grocery store cheesecake, grocery store sushi, Quik Trip cherry Dr Pepper with a little too much cherry, and a quik trip nitro coffee. I should like none of this. It’s all bad, all bad for me, but I love it and this is how I treat myself like once a year