Someone asked recently what we’ll do with all these armed dipshits after this administration is over and it’s an easy call: arrest all of them. Hold them at Alligator Alcatraz. Try them and put them away.

ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 8mo ago

just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday

New painting alert: “Avocado Toast” 15x25 inches is available at the Meyer Gallery in beautiful Santa Fe, NM

“Eggs Over EZ” 10x10 inches, oil on panel. Currently available at M.A Doran Gallery in Tulsa, OK.

“Middleman” is fresh off the easel and headed to the Robert Lange Studio gallery in lovely Charleston, SC. (Oil painting, 9x12 inches)

“In a bind II” is fresh off the easel. 15x12 inches, oil on panel

Here is my latest oil painting titled “Pear-ilous” (18x14 inches). This painting captures how I’ve been feeling the past few weeks 😬. The painting is currently available at the Meyer Gallery in beautiful Santa Fe, NM #stilllifepainting #pricklypear

Apparently Joe Biden just needed to send George Soros to the Treasury to cancel student loans. Oops! Classic mistake

Your guacamole is about to get more expensive…here is another oil painting of mine from my bowling ball series titled “guacamole”. The painting is 40x30 inches, oil on panel. Private collection #guacamole #realism #stilllifepainting #contemporaryrealism

Here is another painting from my archives. “Wallflowers” (14x18 inches, oil, private collection) #oilpainting #stilllifepainting #realism

I’m a sucker for visual puns…I’ve built an art career on them. Here is “Rock Candy” from the archives. 9x7 inches, oil, private collection #stilllifepainting #oilpainting #realism

“Apple Sauce” (28x18 inches, oil) is another oil painting of mine from the archives. This one reminds me of how I’ve been feeling since the election. Seems like we all have an enormous object above our heads waiting to crash down. #oilpainting #stilllifepainting #bowling #applesauce

I have been working on a series of oil paintings titled “Low Hanging Fruit”. Here is the largest at 30x40 inches. This one was created about 10 years ago. (Private collection) #lowhangingfruit #oilpainting #realism #stilllifepainting

Another oil painting from the Pfeiffer Archives. “Scales” 20x24 inches, oil (private collection). #realism #stilllife #oilpainting

I painted this before the 2024 election. “Love Over Hate”, 9x12 inches, oil (private collection) #loveoverhate #oilpainting #realism

Here is an oil painting from the Pfeiffer archives…”Crab Apples” 18x14 inches, oil, (private collection)

The egg industry has been impacted by a surge of bird flu cases, with more than 13 million egg-laying hens dying in December. That means a dozen large, Grade A eggs cost an average of $4.15 -- a nearly 37% increase from the year before. via @kcur.org

Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect

Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.

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On his first day in the White House, President Donald Trump gave commutations and pardons to every defendant charged in the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol. Many assaulted police.

Trump gave pardons to hundreds of violent Jan. 6 rioters. Here's what they did

On his first day in the White House, President Donald Trump gave commutations and pardons to every defendant charged in the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol. Many assaulted police.

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I had the pleasure of seeing these Kehinde Wiley paintings at the Phoenix Art Museum. They stopped me in my tracks. #wiley #kehindewiley #phoenixartmuaeum

Why use a bread knife when a vintage chainsaw can do the job? “Overkill”, 24x36 inches, oil, private collection